ANGER MANAGEMENT: 09\08\02 WWE Heat Sep 08 - 11:39 pm EDT
Recap by S_D
Pardon me for not having Anger Management up after 8pm, but I’ve been busy rearranging my house today and I’m recapping the replay. If I seem un-motivated and not giving it 100%--in other words, if I do my work like HHH does his work-- screw you, I’m tired.
WWE Heat
September 8, 2002
TAPED from Milwaukee, Wisconsin @ The Bradley Center
Your hosts are the Nation of Domination v2.0
Match #1
Victoria vs. Jacqueline
REFEREE: Charles Robinson
Nice to see Victoria doesn’t look like the dyke WWE.Com’s Babe of the Year contest made her look like. And oh boy! It’s the return of walking dog shit Jacqueline! I swear, her face looks like something that came out of my ass. I’m not racist, I just hate ugly women. I wish Terri would drop dead too. Well, maybe not die, but McRibs should get the hell off my T.V. Fine little technical match here. Victoria gets nailed with a spin kick for Jackie to get the 1-2-3. Well, that was nothing.
Winner: Jacqueline
EARLIER TODAY: Raven gets caught by Howard Finkel. The Fink talks about how they are both banned from RAW. I talk about how I am sad. Get Fink some jean shorts and a sleeveless shirt, pronto! Raven talks about how all the jobbers of the word are all pawns to him, the master jobber. Why the heck does Raven even try anymore when he’s getting no push whatsoever? Hell, he’s getting treated worse here than he was in WCW. WCW put the 2nd highest strap on him, albeit for a day and because DDP didn’t want to job to Greenberg. And THAT’S saying something.
TONIGHT: Raven vs. Spike Dudley. Yay, let’s embarrass ECW’s memory even more.
Match #2
Shelton Benjamin vs. Shawn Stasiak
REFEREE: Some Fag That Looks Like Brian Hebner
Shelton’s music is cool, but the Nation v2.0 make it sound gay. Shawn still has electrified hair plugs. Jeez, Shelton RULES. He’s whipping Stasiak’s nebular ass. Of course, the idiot announce team pay no attention to the match at all and focus on Crash jumping to SmackDown! like it’s supposed to be some big deal or something. You know, Stasiak could be good, but the poor guy has been saddled with stupid gimmick after stupid gimmick. Let’s see…Meat, check. Perfectshawn, check. Goofball that runs into things, check. His own planet, check. HOLY SHIT, I have muted the t.v. thanks to Coach and D’Lo. They suck that bad. Shelton kicks the hell out of Stasiak’s face, called “The Money Clip” for the duke. Oh well, maybe Stasiak will be at the big wedd—OH EXCUSE ME, commitment ceremony. Bleh.
Winner: Shelton Benjamin
ALSO TONIGHT: Goldust vs. Steven Richards.
We find out that a song by the fag from Bush is the theme song for Unforgiven. Feel the power.
Recap of HBK’s interview from RAW, in which he parodies Darren Drozdov.
MATCH #3
Raven vs. Spike Dudley
REFEREE: Nick Patrick
You know, sure Raven’s a fag in real life, but man, he used to not dress like one. His current attire on a scale of one to ten gets a 51 on the homo meter. Please, put him back in his old stuff. Normal little match here, but it’s obvious that the whole point of this match is to poo on ECW’s legacy. But the E C DUB chants still ring on. Will that chant EVER die? And does it make you think how big it could have been had Tod Gordon never left? They keep on with the Raven and D’Lo feud, which I guess is Heat’s answer to Rico vs. Mark Lloyd. Raven yells at D’Lo which gives Spike the chance to surprise backslide Raven into a pinfall. Whatever.
Winner: Spike Dudley
DURING THE BREAK: Raven and D’Lo almost go at it, but Coach ruins all the fun.
Recap of HHH boring everyone from RAW with his boring promo, boring match with Flair, and tag team match which will lead to a boring match at Unforgiven with a boring finish. In other words, go to HHHell. Go to Hell and die. Thanks for playing.
MATCH #4
Steven Richards vs. Goldust
REFEREE: Who gives a shit? I don’t
Match is typical heat bullshit and Goldust gets the win with the curtain call.
Winner: Goldust
Match by Match:
Jacqueline defeated Victoria
Shelton Benjamin defeated Shawn Stasiak
Spike Dudley defeated Raven
Goldust defeated Steven Richards
I don’t give a shit about this show. I’m tired. I’ll be normal for RAW tomorrow. Good night.
S_D, EFNet #Wrestling
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