9-9-02 RAW Roast Sep 10 - 12:08 pm EDT
Review by Carson
RAW's BEST: RVD's becoming the Number One Contender. RVD is hot, perhaps the most popular face on RAW. I'd absolutely love to see him win the title, but I don't think Triple H will drop it a few weeks after winning it. Although, look at it this way. In the past month or so, RVD has combined the Intercontinental Title with the European and Hardcore titles. Maybe he'll go three for three?
RAW's WORST: HLA. Personally, I've never been one of those guys who slobbers over two chicks. Think about it like this: You're starving, and haven't eaten in three days. Someone places a T-Bone Steak dinner in front of you, but you're only allowed to look. You may not touch, or eat. So, now why would you want to watch two chicks go at it? /me shrugs
HONORABLE MENTION: The show was about twenty times better than last week's edition. Chris Nowinski may be headed in a better direction. William Regal is a good addition to the Un-Americans, and gives a difference from Team Canada of WCW.
THOUGHTS: Does anyone else feel sorry for Goldust? So over, with no solid future. -- Nice to see a women's match with less than 20 blown spots. -- What was the purpose of Jericho spitting apple chunks on Terri? It wasn't even that funny. -- Bubba has intensity. Lose some weight man.. you could have something for yourself. -- Why did they eliminate the Hardcore title? Tommy Dreamer doesn't have much else for options.. and that title was a perfect fit for him. -- Do we get to see our two World Champions fight jobbers every week?
That's all for now. Enjoy Carson's Crappy Cartoon -- the original I may add. Not that phony crap Boco_T puts out.
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