Opinion by jovialmonk

Man, I'm glad Rey Mysterio Jr. is in the WWF. I won't call it WWE, by the way. Oh wait, it's just Rey Mysterio....that's okay. That doesn't mean a whole lot. Who needs names when you get to see this guy fight some of the top talents in the light heavyweight division....what? We won't be seeing Rey and Noble? Rey's only fighting heavyweights? Wait hold on. So you're telling me that Rey Mysterio is wrestling men double his size and keeping a descent win-loss record, while other wrestlers, who are considered light heavyweights, are restricted to their division. Most of which are larger than the tiny Rey Rey! Ok that makes sense. Just trying to clear it up.

So Billy and Chuck played gay wrestlers who weren't really gay? It was all just some kind of crazy stunt? Rico turned on them and hooked up with the Island Boys? Could one assume that Rico is going to jump to RAW (improving their....deep roster), thus making Billy and Chuck leave Smackdown after him and the Island Boys, who don't wrestle - just squash people like Mini-dust and Lillian Garcia? RAW is going to be the show to watch, folks.

Speaking of RAW. Triple H got a belt handed to him a couple weeks ago, right? This belt would mean you are the top dog of RAW. RVD has a belt that is the Intercontinental, Hardcore, and European belts...COMBINED. And I think the belt that Brock Lesnar has on Smackdown is actually the belt Triple H's holding and the old WWF World title...COMBINED. So this means that basically The Game's belt, which he didn't even fight for, is about the equivalant of the belt I'm using to hold my pants up? Wait wait. His belt can't even hold up pants? Good job Triple H, I'm proud of ya. Bubba Ray had me going for a moment with all that deep talk about the importance of the title. That crafty Bubba Ray. Very sneaky.

Speaking of Bubba... Bubba Dudley is now being shown as a threat to Triple H's peice of tin. Meanwhile, Rob Van Dam is also being shown as a threat. Nothing against these two guys, Bubba is great, and RVD fantastic, but isn't there a guy named Booker T still stuck fueding with the Un-Americans. Was Ron Killings be telling the TRUTH?....Nah. I mean Jericho is white, and look at him. He ain't goin' nowhere.

Okay, now that Kurt Angle is fueding with Benoit, that means Angle is the face, right? No? He Angle Slammed Rikishi and beat up the aformentioned Rey Mysterio on Smackdown? Wait, at the end of Smackdown Angle was checking on the prone Stephanie McMahon while other faces were chasing away the Island Kidz? Well, at least we can say one thing is for certain: Kurt Angle can wrestle.

Finally, Kane. Good ol' KANE. Kane shows up with a new mask and does a KANE-A-ROONIE. Kane has a new mask. Kane has a new suit. Kane was even paired up with Bradshaw. What? People had trouble believeing that was Kane? Well, I got the scoop folks. Kane is now being played by the guy who played the Ultimate Warrior that time no one thought it was the Ultimate Warrior, and I'm not talking about the guy who was also the Texas Tornado because that guy isn't even alive.