Opinion by skmastaz

I've watched wrestling most of my life, almost to the extent where i believed i was the hulkster when
i made tank tops out of plastic grocery bags and ripped them off right before i was about to wrestle my teddy
bear. I even had the hulkster mullet, with old ladies telling me i looked like hulk hogan, making my life about
one thousand times better than the previous day. However, recently i have found with the declining popularity
of wrestling it's once again becoming a sin to watch those hot oiled up bodies crashing into each other.
Sometimes giving me a little twinkle twinkle in the pants... no not that way, i have a bladder problem.

Anyway, i have found it's no longer cooler to throw my hulk hogan figure down the halls and to yell "Holy
shit, that fucker almost took your face off" to people walking by. Although the more i think about it, the more i
realize people never really enjoyed that and now they are just getting used to my lunacy and feel comfortable
enough with me to tell me how stupid i am and how they want to slit my throat. Back to the subject matter
though, wrestling is no longer at it's peak of popularity where it was cool to talk about what happened the
previous night on wrestling without someone looking at you like you just told them how you were talking
pictures of their grandmother in the bathtub. Which i don't really think is all that wierd, but to each his own.

I guess what i am trying to get at is that i am sick of sports entertainment, i think the thing that makes
people think twice about it's fans are that these shows that used to be dubbed as sports are no longer more
than softcore porn with occasional fights in the middle. I'm sick of it too, i don't really want to watch softcore
porn. i can get the hard and really wierd stuff on the internet for free and it's probably cooler to talk about the
new porn you downloaded off kazaa these days than it is to talk about wrestling.

Kid 1: HEY DUDE! I DOWNLOADED THIS VIDEO OF SOME GUY FUCKING THIS LADY IN THE ASS WITH
A SHOT GUN!!

Kid 2: SWEET MAN! I GOT THAT TOO!

Kid 1 and Kid 2 perform a 'high five'

So in retrospect i guess i miss the days when it was a compliment that you looked like you favorite
wwf wrestling rather than and insult and an implementation that you are a homosexual. Now a days if some
lady tells me that i look like the hulkster i punch her, i guess that's not exactly the 'right' thing to do, but she
was asking for it by calling me gay... and i don't really need her to find out that I was the one taking pictures
of her in the bath tub the previous night.