ANGER MANAGEMENT: The Angle Heard Everywhere...But Canada Oct 22 - 05:16 pm EDT
Opinion by S_D
Ok, so, last night Triple H made a parody video tape of him having sex with a mannequin (or perhaps it was one of those $5,000 real dolls) of the supposed Katie Vick. By the way, want to have some fun? Call your local "VICK, KATIE" or "VICK, KATHERINE" in your phone book and tell them, "Kane killed you!" Just be sure to *82 before you call! (yes, I know what *82 is.) Anyways, all I have seen around the Internet is how awful and how tasteless the angle last night was. I see everyone on the Internet proclaiming that this is yet another nail in WWE's coffin. I wonder who'll screw WWE once their dead? My guess is Ted Turner. But anyways, all I see now on this wonderul digital community is how crappy the angle was last night. And to those internet fans I say this:
Shut the fuck up, hypocrite.
Where the heck was all this negative outcry back in 1998 when WWE was doing crap like this on a weekly basis? Where was all this raining hatred and negativity when The Undertaker and Paul Bearer attempted to embalm Stone Cold Steve Austin alive? Where were all the keyboard bookers when Mark Henry recieved oral sex from a transvestite? Where was all this vehemenent denial of good taste when The Undertaker crucified Steve Austin? And yes, even Russo admitted it was supposed to be a cross. Where was all the hate and rage when Vince McMahon defeated his top heel to win the WWE Title? Oh yeah, I think I know where all of you were. The internet already had it's red-headed stepchild to pick on.
World Championship Wrestling.
Yes, yes, yes. In 1998-1999, everyone was ripe for the pickings when it came to ripping apart WCW in these days when WWE took back control of the promotion war. Mark Henry getting his knob slobbed by a trannie as opposed to a not-so-average Hardcore Match on Nitro between Raven and Bam Bam Bigelow and what happens? Everyone rips on WCW's match instead of the obvious choice. The Internet already had it's flavor of the week when it came to hating things, and at that time it was WCW. Well, that "week" is expired and now that there is only one big promotion left to pick on, we might as well have colored WWE's hair red on April 11, 2001 (when ECW filed for bankruptcy 2 weeks after Vince McMahon bought WCW). Now there's nothing left to pick on but them, and now everything that should have been disected about WWE's crap in 1998 is being picked apart. My problem is how every damn fan on the Internet only hates the angle because it happened in a period where WWE sucks. I bet if they threw this angle on your plate in 1998, you would have scarfed it down and asked for seconds. Another great example is the great World Title caper of 1999-2000. Vince McMahon becomes WWE Champion and no one makes a peep. David Arquette becomes WCW Champion and everyone goes absolutely bonkers with hate and rage. McMahon pinned his #1 heel Triple H and Arquette got a measley fluke pin over Eirc Bischoff. Think about that. So, to all of you internet fans who have spent at least 4 yearson the net who hated this angle, let me repeat what I say to you:
Shut the fuck up, hypocrite.
S_D
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