Raw Rants Jan 14 - 07:24 am EST

Opinion by TheEdge


It's been a while since i last posted some thoughts on monday night raw and the wwe in general. Well not much has changed since my last posting and well my friends that is a bad thing.

As i sit here in my misery at 6am on a tueday morning after waking up for my nightly pee, i find myself not being able to go back to sleep. I hate when that happens expecially when you work at 10am (sucks to be me)

Last Night before going out to play some free pool.. i watched monday night raw live from the barely alive mohegan sun,ct. What a dead crowd and well i cant blame them really but some of the matches on the show were half decent. Why WWE goes to mohegan sun and said dead towns for tv is beyond me. Regardless tho this isnt a column about how bad the tv audience for raw has been. It's about how bad the writing and booking of raw has been. Last nite vince mcmahon came out and bashed eric bischoff saying he was hired to do a great job not a good job. Well D'uh, NO SHIT SHERLOCK!! I love how vince always blames people for his problems except for himself and his familly of mini macs(mcmahons). You have 30 days to shape up raw eric otherwise YOU ARE FIIIIIIIIRRRRREEEEED!!!!!!(love it).

Well i dunno about the WWE but 30 days is not a very long time at all.. altho 30 days ago it was last year still(hehe). What I am trying to say is that basically in 30 days eric bischoff will leave the camera and take over as head booker of raw while a shane mcmahon(and all his charisma) takes over as GM. But will shane mcmahon being gm of raw really make a difference?? or is it gonna be same old hhh week after week?? Im not like alot of people on the internet.. i dont think hhh is to blame for raws problems(well not all) but he definately is to blame for some. But who cares about shane.. thats still a month away from happening.. The next 30 days of raw(or 4 shows i guess) should be interesting to say the least....... Hmmmmm what will we see!!!! Hmmmmmm

I guess we will all know in time!!! speaking of which i better get back to bed... and well untill next time folks this has been TheEdge reminding you to say your prayers and take your vitamins!!(hogan rules)

Oh and one more thing before i go back to sleep.. and heres hoping someone in charge of WWE reads this.. WILLIAM REGAL SUCKS..Where Was Christian... Why Is Lance Storm In A Tag Team When He Is One Of The Better Wrestlers On Raw.. Why Is Batista Greener Than Your American Dollar Bills.. Why Do I Like Randy Orton...Why Is It That I Was Thinking Flex Wheeler And Ronnie Coleman Would Attack HHH during the roid off(i mean bench press)ya i know it didnt happen.. THANK GOD FOR THAT!!... Why Is RVD Being Barried??.. Why Is Booker T Not Getting His Fair Push??.. Why Is This HHH Effect That People Talk About Starting to Making Sense To Me??... Why Is The Sky Blue??.. Why Does HHH Have A Tiny Penis??(ROIDS!!)... Why Was Scott Steiner Huffing And Puffing more than the big bad wolf after throwing hhh around in the ring for 2 mins??? Why Is It 630 AM AND IM STILL NOT BACK TO SLEEP... WELL I AM NOW!!!

HERES HOPING FOR THE RETURN OF AUSTIN ROCK BRET AND HOGAN AND THE DEBUT OF GOLDBERG SOON AND ALTHO I WASNT A FAN... A RESTART FOR WCW AND NITRO(SHANE IN CHARGE AND BISCHOFF THE BOOKER)

Last Edited: Tuesday, January 14th, 2003 - 07:35 am EST

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