Opinion by Jest

Don't tell me that there is no collapse, no sir. Ratings have fallen like bat shit from the top of a cave. Wrestlers are tired from exhaustion and the matches are suffering like an old man recovering from a hemorroid operation.
We need a transition from the bad to the good, from lack of entertainment to entertainment.

Vinnie Mac fucks HHH up the butt hole and then HHH fucks Stephanie up the butt hole and then they fuck the fans up the butt hole. RAW is BORE is just one long butt fucking of the viewing audience. Do not watch this SHIT. Even Goldberg's bald head resembling a penis can't ejaculate a reason to watch. What a decline in quality from the glory days of 123 Kid vs Razor Ramon.

Smackdown has too little excitement for a show with "smack" in the title. There's no smacking just awful wrestling and an old buffoons in a skirt. I would not watch such shit unless I got paid for it. Then I'd spend the money on needle and thread so I could sew my eyes shut and never have to watch it again. If you have suggestions for improving Crapdown, e-mail them to

Wrestling is collapsing. Long live NWATNA and Vince Russo! END