Opinion by Korrosive

Well, i'm bored, so let's get to my Summerslam predictions. Let's start from the worst....In brackets will be each superstars summerslam record.

A-Train (0-1) vs Undertaker (7-3): I'd say Taker will win here, like he usually does at Summerslam. The only far out thing I can see happening here is Nathan Jones coming in and turning on Taker...but that's probaby doubtful. After burying Cena, who does Taker have left to feud with?

Jesus christ as I type this I'm forgetting some of the matches. Not good.

Dudleys (1-1) vs La Resistance (0-0): Does anybody even care about this match? I sure as hell don't. I could even care less than Rob Conway is now a La Resistance member. Obviously the Dudleys are going to win the straps here for the 103294349th time and go on to feud with some other thrown together team.

Zack Gowen(0-0) vs Matt Hardy (0-2): I'm going to steal an idea that came from S_D, so he deserves full credit for this because it sounds like a good idea. Even though this match has been announced as off the ppv due to Zack's "injuries", Hardy is still going to come out and bitch about how he doesn't have an opponent. Out from the dressing room will be the ULTIMATE WARRIOR!!!!! Well ok, that was 15 years ago, but i'm going to say Zack will drag his ass to the ring before getting squashed by Matt.

Shane Mcmahon (0-2) vs Eric Bischoff (0-0): Someone on IRC mentioned that Linda will turn on Shane, but I think that's outrageous. There is no way Eric Bischoff is defeating a Mcmahon twice in a row. Look for Shane to do a crazy bump to end the match, like jump off a platform or something. Only way this match will be saved.

Eddie (1-1) vs Benoit (1-1) vs Rhyno 0-1) vs Tajiri (0-1): This will be the match of the night...but they could have and probably should have just left it Eddie vs Benoit. Oh well, good to see someone like Tajiri get ppv time for once. i'll say Benoit and Rhyno continue their little feud and get distracted enough for Eddie to finish off Tajiri once and for all and send him off to Velocity.

Rob Van Dam (2-0) vs Kane (1-1). Pretty sad that this match is the 2nd feature attraction on the Raw side. Kane has gotten a pretty decent build as of late, but they haven't build him up to his potential. Instead of beating up announcers and authority figures every week, he should have steamrolled through the faces on Raw....oh wait, Triple H has already done that. Anyway, Kane is easily going to win this match. Rob has been blasting WWE lately, and I see nothing but punishment coming Rob's way. Kane needs a squash anyway so he could look big in his next ppv match (i'll get to that one later)

BREAKING NEWS: My buddy John Daczjak (pronounced Day-Chuck) has informed me on msn that we cannot watch the ppv at his fathers house. We may be stuck going to Silvercity, with a bunch of screaming 10 year olds. More on this situation as it becomes available.

Kurt Angle (2-1) vs Brock Lesnar (1-0). YA BABY. If this match can beat Wrestlemania, it will be MOTN. I just don't see that happening because of the time they will need to set up the Chamber. This is a great match to have at Summerslam, but they have painted themselves in a corner. Brock just turned heel, and should be going on the monster streak...but you don't want to take the title off Kurt Angle, especially when too many championships (hear that Paul) are changing on a frequent basis. I'll say Brock gets dqed and goes on a monster rampage, "injuring" Kurt in the process. Vince comes out on Smackdown and strips Angle of the championship, sets up some sort of battle royal or tournament, which Brock wins.

Elimination Chamber: HHHHHHHHHH(2-4) vs Jericho(1-2) vs Nash (1-1) vs Goldberg (0-0)vs HBGAY (4-2) VS Orton (0-0). Well, this is it. This will be the last match of the card because of setting up and stuff. Opinions everywhere are ranging from HHH retaining, to Jericho winning, to Goldberg winning. While i'm all for Jericho winning the title, my prediction will have to be Bill Goldberg. While I don't see him holding onto the championship for long... BREAKING NEWS: KNN UPDATE. My rectal muscle is at 75 per.....just kidding...my buddy John has called back and informed me that our friend Bob (Bobbert) has arrived home and we can watch it there, FOR FREE. Anyway, oh shit, I have a preview to type. Ya, so, Goldberg will walk out with the strap after Jericho eliminated HHH with the help of a turning Orton or something. Jericho will be jumping up and down and bragging that he eliminated HHH (which will give him face pops and turn him face) to which Goldberg will spear and Jackhammer for the win. Some people are using the argument that Bill doesn't do house shows, and Vince won't put the title on him. I think Bill will do some house shows, not many, before KANE gets in his business, and takes the title off of him next month. That's the way I see it.

And if you are going to be making picks on yohed.com, keep my predictions in consideration. I'm in a 3 way tie for first place, so i'm doing something right. Enjoy the ppv.