Review by gregrageous

Memphis Wrestling
Home of Rhythm & Bruise
written by Gregory White
3/6/04
UPN studios Memphis TN
Hosts:Cory Macklin and Brian Teigland

The show opens with a fan showing a Happy Birthday Monica sign.

Rocky Johnson comes out with the Southern Heavyweight Title belt and says that he will award the belt to the winner of the Tournament today.

Mable comes out to a Mable chant. The Time is upon us. There is a lot of men who want the Southern Title. I am the man with the doubye and don't forget that I am the giant around here. Bill Dundee who is the greatest of all time, Kevin White(girls scream)who is one of the hottest new stars,Koko Ware(fans boo) You can boo him but he is a legend and various dangerous and last don't forget Jerry Lawler(fans cheer)I hope Lawler does not win because he is tough. The fans are now my First Family. all the fans in the studio and around the world. With the fans there is nothing I can do and with these fans help I will win the Southern Heavyweight Title Tournament.

The brackets for today.

Bill Dundee
Kevin White

Jerry Lawler
Koko B Ware

and winner faces Mable and winner is Southern Heavyweight Champion.

A fan holds a Brian Christopher sucks sign.

They show a Kevin White video. It is Kevin White on Beale St. set to I like the Way you move by Outcast.

Jimmy Hart and Bill Dundee comes out to boos. Jimmy Hart mentions that after all these years the people still scream over the Superstar, The legend the greatest Southern Heavyweight champion of all time. Ladies and gentleman I give you the Superstar Bill Dundee. Bill Dundee speaks Kevin White, You are not in the same league as Jerry Lawler or Bill Dundee. Big Mable I am not selling you short. Kevin White I will give you the wrestling lesson of your life.

Kevin White comes out to a loud pop.

The first match of the day is Bill Dundee with Jimmy Hart Vs Kevin White. The fans are still doing a Kevin White chant. Bill Dundee has held the belt over five years and put Memphis Wrestling on the map. Cory agrees and adds the he has sold out the Mid south Coliseum many times with Jerry Lawler and they have had many legendary battles. Jimmy Hart Chokes White while match is happening. Hart works on White's leg while Dundee distracts the referee. Hart pulls White's leg and Dundee rolls up White.
Winner:Bill Dundee

Koko Ware comes out to boos. I wrestle Jerry Lawler. Big deal!!!! I am the greatest wrestler. I am the one holding the attendance record for Wrestlemania III of 93000 and you think I am worried about Jerry Lawler. Jerry Lawler I will show you that I am as tough as leather and the greatest Wrestler ever!!!!!! Bring him on!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Koko tries to intimidate Cory.

Jerry comes out to cheers. I can hear Koko out her running his big mouth. You don't need a microphone. I am about to come into the ring and shut your mouth. Koko who is in the ring says something smart to Lawler. Lawler replied that I will put my fist so far deep in throat that it will take a crane to pull it out. Has anyone been Southern Champion more than me. Koko shouts from the ring that he is waiting. Lawler says you are waiting then lets get it on. A Jerry chant starts.



The second match of the day is Koko Ware Vs Jerry Lawler. The fans do a Jerry Lawler chant. Jimmy Hart comes out and Claims the referee is related to Jerry Calhoun. Koko hits Lawler with a chain and tries for a pin but does not get it. Koko pushes Lawler in referee and knocks the referee out. Koko pulls out a chain and uses it on Lawler. Koko makes the pin to 2 but the referee asks Koko about a chain but the referee dqs Koko. Lawler clears the ring.
Winner:Lawler via Dq


Jimmy Hart comes out. Jimmy Hart. This week has been a very busy week for me. Today is gonna be a big day for me. It seems like old times Jerry Lawler Vs Bill Dundee. I cannot wait. Last week I announced that I will be giving pink slips to the low lifes and the Ham N Eggers in the first family. Cory look at yourself and you will know what a Ham N Egger mean. I am happy to you the winner of the XWF Title Tourney and new XWF champion, the one and only shock and the newest Member of the First Family Koonta. Shock says that Mable is acting like a champion though he never defended the title that he hid behind me. I am the permanent XWF champion. Nobody is ever going to get hands on this strap. Jimmy Hart asks Koonta if he has any comments. Jimmy Hart says watch this match baby. Koonta does his call.





Parsons TN sat March 13 7:30 PM at Decatur Co. Fairgrounds
Tickets on sale @ BP Onestop on Main St.

Hernando MS Saturday March 27th 7:30 PM
Hernando national Guard Armory
King Mabel,White, Bad Boyz and Doug Gilbert.

Tickets on sale at Godin's food & Butcher shop on East Commerce.

and coming soon to the Midsouth Coliseum.We will tell more about it next week.


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Brain Christopher comes out to loud boos and is with the UPN TV trophy. Cory asks Brain if he broke the trophy. Brian says that it does not matter. You have this big elaborate Tourney to crown a Southern Heavyweight Champion? What is all that about? I am the only champion around. I have never told a lie a day of my life. I am without a doubt the greatest wrestler to lace a pair of boots. I have never lost a match in my glorious 17 1/2 year career and I am the undisputed UPN 30 TV champion. It does not matter who wins this tournament. You know what ticks me off. Cory say you know it is your reaction to the fans. Brian then says screw the fans. Jerry Lawler going out to pick the referee for his matches. he always gets Jerry Calhoun for his matches. Today he has one of Jerry Calhoun's nephews to referee the matches. Jerry Lawler you will not win the tourney. I have something for you.

Jerry Lawler comes out. I don't know how many times I have been Southern Heavyweight Champion and I don't know how many times Bill Dundee has been Southern Heavyweight Champion but if you add it up that it adds up to a huge number. We both want it really bad. This is going to be a classic.

Bill Dundee comes out with Jimmy Hart. Bill says people says if you wait long enough that you will see it. There are a lot of kids that have never seen a Lawler Dundee match. I won most of them. for you young punks what and you will see two legends in action.

The third match of the day is Jerry Lawler Vs Bill Dundee with Jimmy Hart. Jimmy Hart claims that the referee is Jerry Calhoun's nephew. The fans do a Jerry chant. Bill Dundee distracts the referee and Brian Christopher posts Jerry Lawler on the ringpost.
Winner:Bill Dundee.

Lawler and the fans tell the referee what happened to no avail. Brian Christopher then jumps Lawler. Lawler is beating up Christopher when the Sexy assassins run in and the they hold Lawler while Christopher piledrives the referee. The fans start a Brian Sucks Chant.

Brian and the Sexy assassins come to ringside and Brian speaks. Lawler thinks that he can get away with anything!!!!! I do not suck!!!! This is just the beginning we are gonna do away with your best friends and then you. Lawler and the other referees are checking on the referee that was piledriven by Christopher.

The fourth match of the day is Koonta and Shock Vs Derrick King and Bart Sawyer. Jimmy says that he has been invited to Wrestlemania and will take Cory with him. Shock springboards Bart Sawyer off the rope and makes the pin.
Winner: Shock and Koonta.

Mable comes out. All right Bill Dundee it is me and you. For years you were the giant killer but you were never the king of the ring and I will show you what it is about right now.

Bill Dundee comes out with Jimmy Hart. Jimmy speaks. This man has biggest heart in wrestling. Bill Dundee has wrestled five times today. You will find out why he is called the Superstar. Bill Dundee talks. We have the finest wrestler in the ring today. You can fight you can wrestle. I am Jack the Giant killer and you will find out how it is done.

The fifth match of the day is Bill Dundee Vs Mable for the Southern Title. Mable is about to splash Dundee when Bill Dundee moves the referee in front of himself. Hart is giving Dundee a weapon but the camera does not show it. Jerry grabs it from Dundee. Mable pins Dundee.
Winner and new Southern heavyweight champion:Mable.

Rocky Johnson formally presents Mable with the Southern Title belt. Lawler comes out and congratulates Mable with a handshake. Lawler talks. He says that he was only out there to nullify Jimmy Hart, Mable is the rightful Southern heavyweight Champion. Congratulations Mable.




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