Memphis Wrestling 3/13/04 Jimmy Hart claims he invented Wre Mar 14 - 08:22 am EST
Recap by gregrageous
Memphis Wrestling
Home of Rhythm & Bruise
written by Gregory White
3/13/04
UPN studios Memphis TN
Hosts:Cory Macklin, Brian Teigland and Lance Russell
5 big matches today.
Kevin White
Jimmy Hart's Countdown to Wrestlemania
a phone interview with New Southern Champion Mable.
Classic segment with Lance Russell will talk with Jerry Lawler. Lance was able to catch Lawler before he was about to leave for Wrestlemania.
Bill Dundee comes out. Bill complains about interference from Jerry Lawler and demands that it shows and calls Rocky Johnson out. Rocky Comes out and says that he knows what Dundee will say because he has been pestering his secretary. If you show anything of Lawler interfering , I will make you the champion. They show the tape of Dundee Vs Mable of the referee getting knocked out. There is no Lawler. Rocky says don't bother me. Case close then Rocky leaves. Bill talks Kevin White is saying that I hit you with a chain and I did this. I challenge you to a match in the main event. I am mad and I will take it out on you. The fans do a you suck chant.
They have Brian Teigland with Koko B Ware. Last week I got ripped off , I beat Jerry Lawler fair and square. People keep doing stuff to me. Somebody stole my bird and now Derrick King wants to wrestle me. Derrick came out of my wrestling camp. I kicked him out because he was not listening and I intend to embarrass him.
The first match of the day is Derrick King Vs Koko B Ware with Jerry Calhoun as referee. Koko uses a Memphis chain.
Winner:Koko Ware.
Johnny Dotson comes out and talks. I have wrestled for seven years and wrestled for the WCW but I only wrestled here a couple of times. I had a lot of problems but I am ready.
Jerry Calhoun comes out and talks with Lance Russell.
The second match of the day is Koonta Vs Johnny Dodston. It is a very good match. The fans do a light Johnny chant. Koonta chokes out Dodston and is dqed by Jerry Calhoun.
Winner:via dq Johnny Dodston.
Dodson clears the ring.
They show the first of Jimmy Hart's Countdown to Wrestlemania segment at a Tux Shop. They show Jimmy Hart coming in the front door and hugging some chick and asking where his Tux is. Jimmy Hart tries on the Tux and says for the girls to eat their hearts out. Jimmy Spots Mike and compliments him on the job done on the suit. Hart mentions that he will be at Wrestlemania tonight. Jimmy Mentions that he does resemble Tony Orlando. Jimmy Hart mentions how he started Wrestlemania. Vince Mcmahon and myself were sitting around in New York shortly after leaving Memphis. Vince tells him that he will start the biggest wrestling show in the history of wrestling. Jimmy Hart mentions that it will be about Wrestling and I am good friends with Hulk Hogan with Hulkomania so why don't we call it Wrestlemania. Vince then says that you are a genius Jimmy. That is the greatest idea that I ever heard before in my life. I am came with it. Ain't I a genius but you are a genius for putting Genius in Tuxedo. Wrestlemania here I come baby and starts to leave. Mike calls Jimmy back because he forgot something. Jimmy Hart runs back and gets a couple of ties. he makes fun of a polka dot tie that Lance can wear with his Baxter suit because polka dots are back in style. Jimmy has a Mickey Mouse vest for Cory. Jimmy Hart makes fun of Cory saying that Cory will be at the Memphis flea market selling 14 k painted jewelry. Jimmy Hart runs out the door.
Reggie B Fine comes out in his fur coat. Cory tells him that he is against Tracy Smothers. Reggie says why is it everytime I enter the ring you put me against a low budget. Tracy Smothers has not won a match since the Jackson Five broke up. Where has Tracy been hiding? Reggie shows off the mismatched shoes that he is wearing and claims that Michael Jordan gave them to him. I am gonna whip this guy and the next time give me someone that I can beat real fine and real quick.
The third match ofd the day is Reggie B Fine Vs Tracy Smothers. Smothers attempted a quick pin. Lance said that Tracy only wanted to look at Reggie's shoes. Tracy almost gets the pin a few times. Reggie holds the ropes and makes the pin.
Winner:Reggie B Fine.
Tracy comes to ringside and talks. Everybody saw that I had Reggie beat. I have all the respect in the world that Reggie was in one of the top tag teams around, Reggie B Fine and Brickhouse Brown who had monumental battles with the Rock N Roll Express. I challenge you to a tag match. You get a partner and I get a partner. You cannot beat me on your best day.
The fourth match of the day is Alan Steel and the Lifeguard Vs the Sexy Assassins. The Assassin makes the pin on Alan Steel. It was a close 3 count. the fans do a two chant.
Winners:The Sexy assassins.
Brian does the out of town action.
Parsons TN has been rescheduled.
On the March 27th TV show they will announce the date for the Memphis Midsouth Coliseum show.
Coming Soon.
Parsons TN
S. Fullerton TN
Trenton TN
Somerville TN
They have Mable on the telephone. He mentions that he is in New York for Wrestlemania and is at a 3 day autograph session in New York representing the Southern Title as only I can do. I want to wish the fans at UPN studio all the luck in the world. The best fans in all the universe. I will be back in short time. Thanks everybody and enjoy the show. They show a Mable video with highlights from his matches and interacting with the fans and various interviews.
Lance talks with Jerry Lawler. They talk about the Lawler Dundee matches. They both thank Brian Christopher for ruining the match last week. Lance mentions how both Lawler and Dundee would get excited about beating the stew out of each other in their matches. Lawler mentions how it is an unusual situation in that Lawler enjoys to have Dundee both as a partner and as an opponent. Lance mentions how in Louisville mentions both dressing rooms and seeing how rough they both looked. Lance shows the match of Lawler Vs Dundee with Rocky playing and Dundee using a chain on Lawler from the early 80's in a classic. Dundee uses chain but is taken away by Lawler who starts to use it on Dundee but the referee blocks Lawler from using it and Dundee pulls out another chain and uses it on Lawler for the win.
They show a Countdown to Wrestlemania clip with Jimmy Hart. Jimmy Hart is shown in a barber shop on Warren Lewis Street named Warren's Barber and Beauty shop. Jimmy shows the pictures of some famous clients who get their hair done at the place, Isaac Hayes, Jay Leno and an old Gentry's photo with Jimmy Hart on it. Warren announces that he has a chair open. Jimmy hugs Warren. I have my Tux and need my hair done. I am excited I leave on the plane for Wrestlemania in an hour. This is Barbershop 3. Jimmy Hart has Betty does his nails. Jimmy Hart asks for something special. he makes fun of Corey again. Warren lights a candle and Jimmy asks why he has a lighted candle and starts having a fit and everyone laughs while Jimmy Hart runs out of the front door in fright.
The fifth match of the day is Kevin White Vs Bill Dundee with referee Jerry Calhoun. They is a Kevin chant and cheers for Kevin White. Dundee uses a chain but the referee stops him and White gets the chain and the referee stops Kevin White. Bill Dundee pulls out another chain and uses it and throws it out the ring. Kevin's dad comes out and tries to explains things. Dundee lays out Mr. White. Kevin White beats up Dundee. Koko runs in and helps Dundee and they beat up both Whites with a belt. Rocky Johnson makes the save. Rocky makes a match of Kevin White and Rocky Johnson Vs Bill Dundee and Koko Ware.
Koko comes out with Bill Dundee and says that Rocky should be suspended for hitting the referee. Bill Dundee says that Kevin cannot dance and asks Koko to show them how to dance. Koko dances. They are chased off by Rocky and Kevin.
