Opinion by Shhhhhhhh

WELL WRESTLEMANIA XX HAS COME AND GONE, ALL IN 4 HOURS AND 40 MINUTES... GEESH NEVER SEEMED THAT LONG *ROLLS EYES*. I HAVE TO ADMIT THAT THE SUPER BOWL OF WRESTLING DRAGGED ON MUCH LIKE THE NFL'S EVENT. WWE LIKES TO CALL WRESTLEMANIA THE SUPER BOWL OF WRESTLING BUT CORRECT ME IF IM WRONG.. WWE SAID THERE WOULD BE A PLAYBOY TAG MATCH YET THE SUPER BOWL WAS THE ONE WITH THE BOOBIES. WEIRD I MUST SAY. ANYWAYS ALL IN ALL I THOUGHT WRESTLEMANIA WAS A DECENT PPV, CERTAINLY NOT WORTH 50$ ON PPV THO BUT DECENT. THE ONLY REAL MEMORABLE THINGS WAS THE CROWD REACTION TO LESNAR-GOLDBERG, CHRISTINAS VICIOUS DDT ON Y2J, KIDMAN TRYING TO COLLECT DISABILITY INSTEAD OF BEING FIRED, ULTIMO DRAGON SLIPPING ON THE RAMPWAY AND ON THE ROPES, BEER CAN CRANKING AUSTIN IN THE HEAD.. THE RETURN OF THE DEAD MAN.. UHH I MEAN UNDERTAKER BUT COWBOY LOOKING AND HHH TAPPING TO CHRIS BENOIT WHICH NO ONE COULD HAVE CALLED AND IF THEY DID THEY ARE A LYING PILE OF DOG CRAP.

ANYWAYS ONTO THE NITE AFTER THE GRAND DADDY OF EM ALL, DURING A WOMENS MATCH WITH MISS JACKIE AND STACEY KEIBLER(WHAT, CAN U EXPLAIN THAT TO ME, VINCE?)(OH YES YOU CAN)... VINCE COMES DOWN TO THE RING AND INTERUPTS THE TECHNICAL MASTERPIECE THAT IS STACEY VS JACKIE AND SAYS THAT THE THEME AT THIS YEARS 'MANIA WAS A NEW BEGINING AGAIN, AND THIS TIME HE MEANS IT. HE GOES ON TO MENTION THAT NEXT WEEK ON RAW THERE WILL BE A LOTTERY DRAFT BETWEEN RAW AND SMACKDOWN AND A NEW WWE WILL BE BORN. A NEW WWE WILL BE BORN.. YES THATS RITE.. THE SAME OLD BORING CRAP WE HAVE BEEN SHOVELING DOWN YOUR THROATS WILL BE REBORN. THE CROWD POPS AND WE ALL LEAVE HAPPY.

AND WITH THAT ANNOUNCEMENT THE SPECUALTION BEGINS.. WHO SHOULD GO WHERE? WILL EVOLUTION BE SPLIT UP? WILL STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN STAY ON RAW?(A SHOW HE MADE), WILL JR AND THE KING STILL BE ANNOUNCING VINCES BABY? WILL BROCK AND SABLE GET MARRIED AND HAVE KIDS? WHAT IF THEY DID? WOULD THE BABYS BE IN DIAPERS THE SAME TIME SABLE IS? CUZ WE ALL KNOW BROCK STILL WEARS HIS... YES TAKE THAT YOU OVERGROWN APE SOME BITCH!! OH WHERE WAS I.. OH RITE.. BASICALLY THE MAIN QUESTION IS... WHAT SHOULD WWE DO? WHAT WOULD YOU DO? WHAT WOULD I DO? I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU WOULD DO OR THE WWE WOULD DO BUT HERE IS WHAT I THINK THEY SHOULD DO....

SINCE,THE LAST TIME THEY HAD THE DRAFT ON RAW IT SUCKED MASSIVE PROBOSCUS NOSE, MAYBE THEY SHOULD, AS THE GREAT EMERILL SAYS... SPICE IT UP A NOTCH!! HOW U MAY ASK? HOW TO MAKE IT MORE FAN FRIENDLY YOU SAY? WELL AFTER THE FIRST SOME ODD PICKS THAT THEY HAVE.. MAYBE FIRST 5 TO EACH BRAND.. THEY SHOULD HAVE SOME INTER-PROMOTIONAL MATCHES WITH THE WINNER OF THE MATCH DECIDING WHICH BRAND HE WANTS TO GO TO AND THE LOSER GOING TO THE OPPOSITE BRAND.. MAKES SENSE TO ME. ANOTHER WAY IS THEY SHOULD INVOLVE THE PEOPLE WHO OBVIOUSLY HAD ALOT TO DO WITH THEIR CHOICE AND SAY OF THESE 2 WRESTLERS WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE ON RAW AND WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE ON SMACKDOWN? HAVE US VOTE ON THE NET AND YEAH.. BOO YA. ITS CALLED FAN INTERACTION. THE FANS HAVE A SAY. WHAT A SIMPLE CONCEPT. ALMOST TOO SIMPLE.. MWHAHAHAHAHAHAH :s

IM NOT GONNA GUESS AS TO WHO IS GONNA END UP ON WHAT SHOW AND ALL THAT CRAP. THAT TAKES THE FUN OUTTA WRESTLING. THE INTERNET MAY HAVE MADE VINCE MCMAHON AND COMPANY TAKE A SECOND LOOK AT HIS COMPANY BUT I THINK THE INTERNET IS TO BLAME FOR THE PROBLEMS IT HAS IN THE FIRST PLACE.. PEOPLE SAYS PUSH BENOIT. PUSH GUERRERO.. PUSH CENA.. PUSH HIM PUSH HIM PUSH HIM.. BLAH BLAH BLAH.. HHH DOESNT JOB.. HE HAS TOO MUCH PULL.. BLAH BLAH BLAH.. AND EVENTHO YOU MAY BE RITE.. ULTIMATELY IT IS VINCE MCMAHONS DECISION NOT YOURS AS TO WHO ENDS UP WHERE AND WHAT WRESTLERS GET PUSHED.. AS MUCH AS I WOULD LOVE TO SEE THE WHOLE BRAND EXTENSION COME TO AND END AND MAYBE HAVE PAUL HEYMAN SAY FUCK YOU VINCE MCMAHON AND START UP ECW AGAIN PERHAPS ON SATURDAY NITES.... I DONT SEE IT HAPPENING.. WHATEVER VINCE DOES IM SURE WILL BE THE RIGHT DECISON.. I MEAN COME ON NOW PEOPLE. HE IS THE OWNER OF A MULTI BILLION DOLLAR COMPANY.. IM NOT...ARE YOU? NO.. DIDNT THINK SO.. HE MUST KNOW WHAT HES DOING.. ANYWAYS THATS ALL I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THIS CRAP.. UNTIL NEXT TIME AMERICA.. KEEP FIT AND HAVE FUN.. EVEN THO IM FROM CANADA... I KNOW AMERICANS ARE WAY FATTER AND ALOT MORE OUTTA SHAPE THAN US CANAUCKS.. U DONT LIKE THAT.. HOW BOUT U DRIVE TO MCDONALDS AND ORDER A FUCKIN SALAD THAT HAS MORE GRAMS OF FAT THAN A BLOODY CHESSEBURGER YOU GREASE SUCKING HYPOCRTICAL BASTARDS.. WOAH.. THATS SEMI HARSH.. ANYHOO THATS ALL FOR ME.. I LEAVE YOU WITH A NURSERY RHYME OF SORTS..... BROUGHT TO US BY JOHN CENA........................
"How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if Test could chuck wood?"