Recap by gregrageous

Memphis Wrestling
Home of Rhythm & Bruise
written by Gregory White
4/17/04
UPN studios Memphis TN
Hosts:Cory Macklin and Brian Teigland

The show opens with Cory in a neck brace sitting with Brian Teigland at the desk. Brian mentions at how they had the end of last week's show taken over by thugs. Brian asks how Cory's week has been. Cory says that it has been rough with rehab and all. They show highlights from last week where Money Inc. and Jimmy Hart beat up and piledrive Cory which is the smash of the week. Cory says he watched the tape over and over again and that he called Jerry Lawler and said that you need to take care of these guys because they are going nuts. They have Jerry Lawler on the phone. Lawler says that Jimmy Hart has been acting like a complete idiot lately. I heard all about you challenge Jimmy Hart with you wanting to put up my Titles against the jacket that I have. Jimmy Hart you have a deal. You bring my titles down to the Coliseum and I bring your jacket and we will have a match. It will be Money Inc.. against the King and a partner and I have had to make a few phone calls to find a partner. I promise that I will win and I will still cut up the jacket. I made a call to a man bigger than Money Inc. and yourself put together and he will be at the Midsouth Coliseum. I have faced this man many times over the years and my partner will be none other than Road Warrior Animal.


Doug Gilbert comes out with a baseball bat and to We will Rock you. Cory I know that you are having trouble with moving your neck around. People like Bill Dundee more than me Doug Gilbert. Doug Gilbert is standing up for the first family. You may say that Jimmy Hart is suspended. Doug Gilbert is taking care of Jimmy Hart's and Money Inc. business starting now.

The first match of the day is Doug Gilbert vs. Jason Reed. Piledriver by Gilbert.
Winner:Doug Gilbert.
Bill Dundee then runs Gilbert off and checked on Jason Reed.

Bill Dundee. I kind of feel sorry for your neck Cory. If I did not get Jimmy Hart excited over nothing then Jimmy Hart would of not brought in those two guerrillas. Doug Gilbert I know that these people are gonna scream a little more louder for me than for you. see this. I am gonna hand out 20 belts to 20 people to use against you. They are gonna be lumberjacks around the ring and if you try to get out they will whip the tar out of you until you get into the ring and I will beat you 123. You are great wrestler and come from a great wrestling family but so does Bill "Superstar" Dundee. You are gonna get the whooping of your life and I will pin you 123.






MEMPHIS SLAM JAM
presented by
MEMPHIS WRESTLING
Friday April 23, 2004
8:00PM
10 big matches with Triple Main Event
XWF Ladies Title match
Christi Ricci(champion) vs. WWE Diva

XWF Cruiserweight Title match
Kid Kash(champion) vs. Derrick King

I Quit Match
Koko Ware with Jimmy Hart vs. Kevin White with Mr. White

Fans Lumberjack Match
Bill "Superstar" Dundee vs. "Dangerous" Doug Gilbert

TV Title match
"Too Sexy" Brian Christopher(champion) vs. WWEs Maven

Southern Heavyweight Title match
King Mable(champion) vs. WWEs Rodney Mac with Jimmy Hart


Lights Out Match
Non-Sanctioned Falls count Anywhere
Money INC. with Jimmy Hart vs. Jerry "The King" Lawler and Road Warrior Animal

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They have Jimmy Hart with Money Inc. in a taped interview done outdoors someplace with them holding the titles with Bain behind Hart's left with the AWA belt should and Money Mike behind his right Shoulder with the World's Unified belt. You know Lawler, you know that you could of made a deal with me. You tried to embarrass Jimmy Hart by doing an interview with HHH about how I had to stand in line to an autograph and you had Shawn Michaels lie for you. You made a mistake when you made a phone call to Road Warrior Animal and asked him to be your partner. You know he is big tough and hard to bluff but I don't have to bluff anymore when I have these guys. Money Mike, Lawler We are going to get the jacket back and keep the belts and we are gonna dump them. Bain, Lawler you better step up to the plate with Animal because at the Coliseum you may get this AWA belt back. Hart, remember when you through my gold record off the Mississippi River bridge? After the matches and we win back the belts and win the jacket we will drive over to this bride. Jimmy Hart pints out and they show the newer bridge over the Mississippi river in Memphis. we will throw the belts in the dirty muddy Mississippi water. I will laugh and say that this is the greatest day of my life baby and Jimmy Hart starts laughing evilly.

Koko Ware comes out. Cory introduces Koko. Koko says if you don't shut up then you will have neck problems again. You suspended my Manager Jimmy Hart? Cory then confirms it. Somebody else tried to ban Jimmy Hart and now he is in Canada. This is a little sample and I will show you a little I quit match next of what Kevin White will be getting.

The second match of the day is Tracy Smothers vs. Koko ware. Koko chokes Smothers with the chain. Koko starts a pin but does not complete the pin. Koko chokes Smothers. Kevin White makes the save.
Winner:via dq Koko Ware.
Koko then says that Kevin jumped him from behind. Koko then calls Kevin white and Kevin runs Koko out of the ring area.

Kevin White then speaks. You can bet any amount of money you want. I will never say that I quit. Koko Ware you deserve respect you did sell out the Madison Square Garden and Wrestlemania but this is now and I am involved. I will never say I quit and you will get the beating of your life.

Derrick King then comes out. It will be me against Kid Kash for the XWF Cruiserweight belt. I can think of no better place for it then at the Midsouth Coliseum. Kid Kash comes out with the Cruiserweight belt and with Christi Ricci who has the XWF Ladies belt. Ricci, I have something to say. So you are gonna bring me in against a WWE diva. wow, I am really scared. I will take on anyone anywhere. I will walk in with the XWF belt and out with the XWF belt. Kid Kash, lets talk about the conspiracy of the weak. I mean suspending Jimmy Hart from this building. Jimmy Hart will be by his champions side of the XWF. so they best thing if you don't like it stay home. This goes for you Derrick Doe. I will not call you Derrick King because you are nobody to me. you are a like a person they find dead on the street with no name, Derrick Doe. You bring yourself to the Coliseum boy. Derrick King then replies, you better not worry about calling me anything because the next thing you better be calling me better be the XWF champion. Kid then says nothing will happen boy. They get in shoving match and Derrick enters the ring.

Mable comes out with the Southern belt. The fans do a Mable chant. You are gonna hear that at the Midsouth Coliseum Friday night. Rodney you think that you are a big tough man but you have never met a WWE King of the Ring winner before. I am King Mable. They have Rodney in front of a OVH banner. This Friday, we are going for the Southern Heavyweight Championship of the world. One of the biggest Titles known in the business. I am coming at you with everything I got so get ready big man. I know that you eat a lot so bag a lunch. I am coming to your hometown , your backyard. Rodney then howls. Mable then continues. When Rodney was first in the WWE he had his five minute white boy challenge. He beat about 50 white guys on Monday Night Raw but that shows his experience because you cannot beat every white wrestler in five minutes like beating the undertaker like I have. you should have a black man challenge, 5 minute giant black man challenge one that you will not win. You are coming into the asylum the Midsouth Coliseum and the people will boo you out of the building.

The third match of the day is the Sexy Assassins #6 and #7 vs. Mable. Mable slams the Sexy Assassin # 7.
Winner:Mable.

Brian Christopher comes out with the UPN TV title trophy. Cory mentions that Brian will be facing Maven and Brian Christopher confirms it. I heard you calling me a young man. Young Man!!!! I AM THE MAN!!!!! because I have that Cory!!! he points to the trophy. I have some good news and some bad news. Some fans shouts out the bad news is that you have bad breath which brings out giggles from the fans and a frown from Brian Christopher. The bad News is that freak of nature has cheated my home boys the Sexy Assassins out of a match. You saw it, Cory. Cory then asks what the good news is. Brian then says the good news is that I just saved a lot of money on my car insurance by switching to Geicho. which brings some laughs. I can come out here and do stuff like that because I am not worried about Tough Enough Winner Maven. You think that I am scared. I ain't scared!!!!!!This Man's man don't get scared. I will stomp a Mudhole in Maven's. You know what I will say next Cory? I am gonna walk it dry Baby!!!!! After that it will be the last time you see me because the WWE will hire me back. It is a done deal. Big deal you gotta wear that flea collar for another week. Christopher then laughs.

The fourth match of the day is Brian Christopher vs. Johnny Dodston. Brian gets a bloody nose during the match and has a fit and wipes some of the blood on the referee Jerry Calhoun. Brian Christopher wins with a rollup and pulled the tights to which everyone if given a view of Dodston's crack which if blurred out. The match is very good.
Winner: Brain Christopher.

They have Jerry Lawler with Sgt. Slaughter in a video interview. Lawler, Every week I am in the WWE and a WWE Superstar is upset in the way you obtained the autograph for the jacket. Jerry asks Sarge how Hart got him to sign the jacket. Slaughter, Hart you slime, you sleazeball , telling me that some kid had cancer that you are putting it on Ebay to give the money to give to the kid. Hart was selling it for $25,000. Lawler, you knew what Jimmy Hart was going to do with the money and that is stick it in his pocket. Slaughter, You know what I would like you to do cut out around the names and throw them to the fans. Lawler, that is what exactly I will do. This will be the greatest day of my life. How many time Sarge have you heard Jimmy Hart say that? It will be the worse day of your life, Hart. Slaughter says that you will never see that jacket again and that's an order.

They have Road Warrior Animal on the phone. Lawler, I will be glad to be your partner at the
Coliseum. Hart you are in no shape for the Road Warriors. We know that Hawk and Myself owe you for making a song for us but we have also crossed paths. we did not get our names by beating nobodies we faces great champs in the past like Jerry Lawler and Austin Idol. we are gonna face you down for the first time I will partner up with the King. We will show Money Inc. what rough and tough is all about like what Memphis is used to seeing.

They have Hollywood out in a black Jimmy Hart loves midgets t shirt. Cory asks Hollywood about his match with another midget. Hollywood, They are bringing in a big midget from Chicago that is fine but I want to talk about Jimmy Hart a little bit. I know he has something to do with the midget match. Jimmy Hart tried out for the world's smallest wrestler but was too ugly. Money Inc. comes out with beating up the Lifeguards and throw them in the ring and beats them. Jimmy Hart throws Hollywood in the ring and Shock joins the beating. Hart and Shock starts to cut Hollywood's hair. they drag one of the fans at ringside into the ring and start beating him. His friend some woman with a purse tries to save him is dragged into the ring and they start beating her and throw her out the ring. Guy Coffee comes out and they drag him outside and start beating him. They beat up the referee. Hart orders all the fans out. They show the carnage in the ring and the fans being escorted out of the studio. Cory expresses concern about the fans safety. Hart then tells Maclin to get out. This is our show baby!!!!! Brian leaves and Jimmy says that the camera man better get out. Jimmy Hart holding the mike saying it looks like this is our show before we tear this place up. Money Inc. throws one of the cameras on the ground breaking and starts beating up one of the Camera men. They show Brian Teigland and Cory outside. Jimmy asks where the other camera is. Shock destroys the Memphis wrestling sign. and they destroy the set. LAWLER,YOU RIPPED ME OFF!!!!! Hart starts screaming. Bring on Hawk and Lawler we have everyone!!!!!!! It looks like this is our show.