Recap by gregrageous

Memphis Wrestling
Home of Rhythm & Bruise
written by Gregory White
7/24/04
UPN 30 Memphis
Hosts:Cory Maclin and Brian Teigland


Sorry for the lateness of the results lately. I have been busy making a movie
lately.

The show opens with a fan holding a Jerry Lawler for Mayor sign.

The fans do a burger King chant. They show Kamala turning on Maclin . Jerry
Lawler and Kamala beat up Maclin. Jimmy Hart starts beating Maclin with a belt.
The Ford Family makes the save. Authors note:The Fords are sorta like the
Kennedys.



Memphis Wrestling
Throw Back 2
August 28, 2004 @ 7:30pm
Doors open @ 6:00pm
Tickets on sale Monday July 19, 2004 @ 12am
Ticket prices are:
General Admission Balcony: $5.00
Loge, Reserved: $7.00
Ringside, Reserved: $10.00
All tickets have a facility fee of $1.25
Parking fee: $3.00
*** Concessions Special***
$3.00 (hot dog, box of popcorn & 12 oz soda)
Coliseum Box Office hrs:
Monday - Friday 12 noon - 5 pm
Saturday 10 am - 2 pm
We accept cash, MasterCard, VISA, Discover, & American Express
For phone Orders call TicketMaster @ 901-525-1515, go online at
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atid=10004&minorcatid=27,
or visit any TicketMaster outlet. As always, there is a service charge on
all tickets purchased thru TicketMaster.


Jerry Lawler and Jimmy Hart comes out to Burger King chant. Jimmy Hart,Brian I
like that tan you got. Jimmy Hart starts his laugh. Jerry Lawler, Brian you
being a weatherman could of at least gone somewhere where the sun . You look
like a bottle of milk. Don't go too far away, Cory Maclin. What is wrong with
this picture? I want to talk with Cory Maclin and I gotta talk with this. You
ever been interviewed with an oil painting. What are you now? Are you now a
designated microphone holder for Cory Maclin. You are too much of a coward to
talk face to face with me. Cory, I am not a coward. I do not want to start
trouble. Jerry Lawler, This is the first time that Jimmy Hart and myself had the
chance to speak to Memphis about the big ambush that took place at the Midsouth
Coliseum. Don't try to deny that was an ambush, Cory. You had your buddys ,the
Ford Family. There was John,Joe,Isaac,Jake and the entire Ford family. Are there
any female Fords? You asked all your buddies to save you, Cory. Cory, I invited
them to the Coliseum and I had no part in them in the ring. The entered the ring
on their own. They came to save me. They are my friends. Jerry Lawler, I
suffered quite a bit of embarrassment because of that Cory Maclin. I am asked
all over town. Hey King why are you letting the Fords whip you? You were the
only on getting whipped Cory. The fans start a Cory chant. We gotta put a muzzle
on some of these idiots. You had your buddies hits the ring. The Fords are one
of the most influential families in Memphis. They are congressmen,senators etc.
The are all that and a bag of chips as Maclin would say. You tried to sway
public opinion against the King. Cory, You are doing it yourself. Jerry Lawler,
The only reason that I did not punch out the Ford family is because they brought
their Children with them. I have been wanting to lay out Joe Ford out a long
time ago. I would of punched his lights out. His teeth would of been rolling
around the ring like Chic lets but out of respect for the kids I did not do
anything. I am inviting you to the TV studio. Cory, these people are not
wrestlers, they are politicians. you are trying to pull on them what you pulled
on Andy Kaufman. These people are not Andy Kaufman. You hurt Andy Kaufman and
six weeks later, Andy Kaufman is history. It is not over between you and me,
Cory. You will not turn this town against me. The people in this town love me.
Jimmy Hart, Jerry is about to start his campaign for Mayor and he will win with
the help of Jimmy Hart. Next time that 8 year old Ford boy hits the ring, I will
take off my jacket and beat him myself. I am tired of hearing from you , Cory
Maclin. This show is about me. Everybody watches this show because of me. I won
that battles Royal with Brian Christopher. They show a taped segment with Jimmy
Hart whining because Jerry Lawler is late. Jerry Lawler comes driving up in the
new Cadillac with the World's title on top. Jerry Lawler, is the Title on the
roof a bit much. Jimmy Hart is really kissing up to the King. They are back in
the studio. I am gonna prove how popular I am. I am gonna invite everyone to
have lunch with the King. I am gonna have someone buy me lunch. What do you feel
like eating, Jimmy Hart. Jimmy Hart, How about Pizza? I love pizza. Jerry
Lawler, I have a friend who owns the Pizza hut on Winchester across from the
Hickory Ridge mall. Two o clock I will be there. Lets see how many comes up to
buy me pizza. Cory, I am bringing somebody to the Coliseum that you will not
believe.

The first match of the day is Jerry Lawler and Jimmy Hart vs Johnny Dotson and
Derrick King. Jerry, there they are the Ford's, Jimmy Hart. Jimmy Hart, Which
one is Jake Ford? Is the Blond one Jake? He is the one that kicked me in the
shin. The fans do a Johnny Dotson chant. The fans do a we want Jimmy Hart chant.
Jerry Lawler beats both guys with a chair after Lawler is hit with fists. Jerry
lets Jimmy hart pin Dotson and Lawler makes the count.
Winner:via dq Dotson and King.


The Sexy Assassins(unmasked) comes out. The Sexy Assassin in purple tights, I am
thankful for the fans support and we don't need Brian Christopher. Brian lied to
us, he passed bad checks. By law he could be in trouble. The red Sexy Assassin
You may have been in the WWE, You may be Grandmaster Sexay. We are not scared of
you and on Throwback 2, we ant you again. Tim and Flex want you.

The second match of the day is Dr Death and Tony Gunn vs The Sexy Assassins(Flex
in purple tights and Tim in red tights). The match is very good. Tim pins Tony
Gunn.
Winners:The Sexy Assassins.

Koko comes out in vacation clothes. It looks like he has been wasting away in
Margaritaville,looking for my lost shaker of salt. I just flew in from the
Bahamas and had a great time down there. I have been all over the world. I have
been putting people out of the wrestling business. Remember Brandon and Summer.
They are back in Oklahoma with a cattle ranch. she lost her opportunity to join
the WWE because she did not want to join up with Koko B Ware. A lot of wrestlers
don't want to wrestle because I hurt them(Kevin White and Bill Dundee). . I want
to know about Throwback 2. Are you gonna have me on Throwback 2. Koko then
starts to down Kevin White. If I was at the first throwback the Fords would of
never jumped Kevin White. Kevin comes out and runs off Koko. Kevin White, Koko
tried to end my wrestling career but thank god that it did not happen. I may not
be 100% atm but I will be at Throwback 2.

The third match of the day is the Lifeguards vs Shock and Nicolas Doom with Miss
Kelly. Shock pins Dustin Starr after a slingshot off the top rope.
Winners:Shock and Nicolas Doom.

Shock comes to ringside. Everybody talking about Rollback 2. Everybody saw what
I did at the first rollback. I did not want that girl. You see them around here?
no!!! August 28, I don't care who it is. Whoever has the nerve to step in the
ring with Shock is going down. Nicolas Doom, Memphis, You belong to me!!!!!!!!!
Nicolas Doom!!!!!!!!! Blaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They announce that Cory has an announcement and Cory has his Pokerface on. Jerry
Lawler ,says that he is not buying pizza for everyone. Jimmy Hart invites Barney
and the camera crew to pizza hut. Jerry, Cory you are misleading the public.
Your face is a face of public confusion. You don't have anybody to come in and
wrestle me. I ain't wrestling anybody unless you are in the ring. This is all
about me and you Cory. Jimmy Hart,Cory is scared. You were on your back begging
Jerry Lawler to stop. Jerry Lawler, you wear the pants in the gfamily because
the wife tells you which pair to wear. Cory I will return to the ring. You
confided in me a lot of secrets. I was the only shoulder you had to cry on. You
told me that this man made you sick to wrestle. you almost threw up. He hates
your guts Lawler. I am talking about Terry Funk. Jerry Lawler has a fit and
chases Cory who hides behind the fans. Lawler is in the ring. Jimmy Hart has a
fit as well. You are lying ,Cory.





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