Recap by gregrageous

Memphis Wrestling
Home of Rhythm & Bruise
written by Gregory White
7/31/04
UPN 30 Memphis
Hosts:Cory Maclin and Brian Teigland

They open the show by showing a clip from last week of Cory announcing who his mystery partner would be.

You confided in me a lot of secrets. I was the only shoulder you had to cry on. You
told me that this man made you sick to wrestle. you almost threw up. He hates
your guts Lawler. I am talking about Terry Funk. Jerry Lawler has a fit and
chases Cory who hides behind the fans. Lawler is in the ring. Jimmy Hart has a
fit as well.

They announce who will be on the show today. Terry Funk sent in a interview and he has some Strong words for Lawler.Kevin White will be in the ring today. Nickolas Doom and Shock vs The Sexy Assassins. Jerry Lawler will be here today making threats and you know where to look for me, Lawler.

They show a taped Lawler interview in front of the Memphis wrestling sign. I want to clear up a misunderstanding. Cory could not quite get the idea of how Jimmy Hart and myself where able to convince Kamala to turn on him at the Mid south Coliseum. What did you do for kamala other than humiliate him and destroy his jewelry? Absolutely nothing. we not only promise but deliver. Kamala got to appear on Raw on the WWE diva contest.


The first match of the day is Kevin White vs Tony Gunn. The girls squeal for Kevin White. Kevin does a cross-body and makes the pin.
Winner:Kevin White.

Kevin White goes to the announcers desk . It is good to back back. Koko Ware tried to end my career. He came close and I was down but not out. WE have some unfinished business. Koko Ware comes out and has a hammer hidden in his pants out of Kevin's view. Koko, I am glad that you are back and doing good. I want to clear things up. I tried to even talk with your mom and she hung up on me. Cory notices something in Koko's pants and tries to warn Kevin. I want to apologize. Koko offers to shake hands but Kevin does not want to. I want to be friends. Koko takes a swing at Kevin with the hammer and misses and chases Kevin. I will tell you what, boy. You think that I took you out of the wrestling business before. You will never come back to the wrestling business. NEVER!!!!!! NEVER!!!!!!! NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!

The show a taped interview with Terry Funk from a few months ago after Lawler beat him and Funk has some brutal words. It shows a bloody Terry Funk sitting next to a New Jersey Promoter in a company kitchen. Terry Funk downs Lawler trying to pretend to be a scientific wrestler. Terry Funk says that Lawler is an idiot not an educated idiot but an idiot. Terry Funk also downs Dusty Rhodes and Ric Flair by calling them idiots as well as well as Vince McMahon. Terry claims that he won the empty arena match. Jerry Lawler is a pig and white trash and always has been white trash. Only white trash comes out of Memphis Tn. Terry says that Jerry Lawler cheated his way into money. I am the man that is the legend in professional wrestling. Jerry has never approached the accomplishments that I have. He names all the places that Lawler has never been to. I am a legend will be forever be a legend. I will never quit. I will die before I quit. He makes fun of Jerry Lawler's face-lifts saying that he looks like Bob Barker.

The fans do a Terry Funk chant. Jerry Lawler and Jimmy Hart comes to the announcers desk . Jerry, if these fans chant Terry Funk one more time I will. See what you started, Cory. Do you want to bring such a vulgar crazy person into Memphis Tn. Why don't you and me settle this right now. We do not even have to bring in Terry Funk. Cory, I will not fall for that trap of two or three on one and that is why I am bringing Terry Funk in.


The second match of the day is Johnny Dotson vs Jerry Lawler. Jerry eventually hits the referee and Dotson with the chair. Stupid Cory tries to make the save. Lawler starts beating on Cory and pile-drives him in the ring. The fans chant one more time. Brian tries to talk to Lawler to prevent more injury. They show Brian calling an ambulance on a cell phone. Lawler and Hart pile-drive Cory on the concrete floor. a bunch of Memphis wrestling officials come out to give first aid to Maclin. The fans start a go home Lawler chant. They show an ambulance driving up and backing up to the entrance. Lawler challenged Brian to a match. They show a stretcher going into the ring area and doing first aid. Jimmy Hart says that he will be Brian's co-host. Brian may have to put on the tights at the Coliseum. Jerry Lawler, you call Terry Funk and tell him not to come, They show Cory on the stretcher being put in the ambulance. The Ambulance drives off. Brian returns and asks Lawler what is it about? Lawler, the show must go on. I don't care. Brian looks like he is about to cry.

Jimmy Hart and Brian Teigland are sitting at the announcers desk. Jimmy Hart, once he get in the ring anything can happen.

The third match of the day is The Sexy Assassins vs Shock and Nicolas Doom with valet. The valet interferes in the match and causes a dq.
Winners:via dq The Sexy Assassins.

Jerry Lawler interview. You will be watching the match from the Coliseum in a hospital bed. You brought this on yourself. while Lawler talks, they show Maclin getting the pile-driver. I am a King and I am not afraid of Terry Funk.


They show highlights of the Terry Funk interview earlier to end the show.












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August 28, 2004 @ 7:30pm
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The Jerry and Jimmy show
written by Gregory White
8/7/04
UPN 30 Memphis
Hosts:Jerry Lawler and Jimmy Hart


The show opens with Brian sitting at the announcers desk all by himself. There is a new set with a couch sitting by the announcers desk. Cory is not here today due to what happened last week. They show highlights from last week of Lawler pile-driving Cory in the ring and on the concrete floor. Brian expresses his disgust at Lawler and sends his best wishes to Cory. Jimmy Hart comes out. It is a new era in Memphis wrestling. Hart introduces the new Memphis wrestling opening. Memphis wrestling marked out by the Jerry and Jimmy show. Jimmy Hart introduces Jerry via the Ed McMahon intro of Johnny Carson. The fans do a Jerry sucks chant. Lawler, Cory has the flower disease. Whats a flower disease? Cory is a Blooming idiot. Jimmy Hart laughs. You heard the lights on but nobody's home. with Cory , electricity has not been invented yet. Hart laughs. Cory always spoke his mind. That always spoke for the long silences. Hart laughs. Jerry introduces his band Tom Nunnery. Kamala will sing live on the show today. Lawler tells Brian to get out of his chair. I was the first man to strike somebody on a talk show. Brian looks mad. Brian, starts to talk and Lawler says that we are out of time and that he was a great guest.

Lawler says that things are better that the commercials got better rating than Cory and Brian. Jerry Lawler introduces Lance Russel and Banana nose himself. He sits on the couch next to Jimmy Hart. Lance complains about the lack of wrestling. Lance, What is this stuff with Cory? Lawler, the host asks the question and you answer. I brought Cory from nothing and got no respect from him. He is jealous of me. Lance, He was a hard worker. I remember a young man sending in drawings and we helped you out. Jerry, You are turning on me. You say that you got mer in wrestling. Jimmy, Lawler got you famous. Cory is history. Lance, we are turning this back into a wrestling show.

They show a taped interview with Cory in the Doctor's office talking with a Dr. Cory explains what happened of what Lawler did to him. Cory is laying on a table wearing a neck brace. Basically he warns Cory against Wrestling as he could get hurt or even killed. Cory, You will not have the last laugh Lawler. I promise you this. I will be there at the coliseum. There will be another Phone call to the Dr and Jerry Lawler will be sitting in this chair. The Doctor warns Cory again.

The fans do a Cory chant. Lawler, Those could not be Cory's xrays because he has no backbone.


The first match of the day is Johnny Dotson vs Brian Christopher. The fans are very lively. The match is very good. Brian Christopher pulls out a chain and Flex of the Sexy Assassins take the chain, The Sexy Assassins clear the ring of Christopher.
Winner:via dq Brian Christopher.

Tim of The Sexy Assassins call Christopher. Brian, you don't tell me what to do. You are making a big mistake. Tim, Look around there are two of us and one of you. Now you listen to us. Flex, we are not waxing your car,mowing your lawn, going to Wendy's to get a triple cheeseburger. Tim , we are tired of doing your dirty work and getting no respect. We are ready to be superstars and ready to run with the big boys. Brian, II have a real big boy who is a friend of mine and I will tell you who my big boy is.


They show the ad for the August 28 Mid south Coliseum show. 20 man battle Royal for $25,000 and Lawler and Hart vs Corey and Terry Funk.
9 BIG MATCHES!!!! They talk about Terry Funk and a Terry Funk chant starts.

They show a taped interview of Terry Funk from Funkers, TX at the Double cross Ranch. As far as you can see in any direction is my property. I live in solitude expect for one thing. Lawler has taken up residence in my mind for 20 years since he ruined my vision in my right eye. I got a call from Memphis from Cory. He was balling and crying for my help. Jerry and Jimmy beat the hell out of me. I Will be at the Coliseum august 28 not because of love rather because it is I hate Jerry Lawler with a passion. Terry Funk says Lawler looks like Bob Barker. I will give Lawler a two fisted face-maker. I will put my foot so far up his poo poo that a doctor will have to take it it.

Jerry and lance argue. Lawler calls out Kevin White and Bill Dundee. Hart lays on the couch and refuses to let White and Dundee sit. Bill Dundee, My shoulder is about good. You are doing what you do best, Hart and that sitting on the couch. Bill Reminds them of the Bill and Buddy show and how that ended. White, I have a match with Kid Kash and will find out who is the best no matter what style it is. Bill Dundee says that Kamala lips syncs like Milli Vinilli. White, I will be watching out for Koko Ware.

The second match is Derrick King and the Sexy Assassins vs Koko Ware,Shock and Nicolas Doom. Tim of The Sexy Assassins has Doom pinned, Brian Christopher hits Tim with a chain and Doom gets the pin.
Winners:Doom,Shock and Koko Ware.

Lawler calls out Kid Kash. Kash, I just learned a second ago that Kevin White is a student of Bill Dundee's. Bill Dundee did not show up at the Coliseum and his excuse was a hurt shoulder. I wonder what Kevin White's excuse will be.

The third match of the day is an XWF Cruiser-weight Title match. Kid Kash(champion) vs Kevin White. Koko comes ringside and throws Kid Kash a chain.
Winner:Kid Kash.

Lawler introduces Kamala who is wearing a suit and accompanied on guitar by Tom Nunnery. Bill Dundee grabs the guitar and hits Koko with it and the song continues revealing Kamala not sining. The fans chant Milli Vinilli. Lawler says that Dundee will pay for it.










Watch Memphis wrestling on UPN 30 Memphis every Saturday Morning at 11 am on UPN
30 and its sister station in Jackson TN or catch it on UPN Mississippi every
Saturday night at 9 pm. You can catch Memphis wrestling on Jerry Lawler's
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Dead By Sunrise starring Gregory White at http://www.eastonpictures.com/ [eastonpictures.com] . Check
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