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The Jerry and Jimmy show
written by Gregory White
8/14/04
UPN 30 Memphis
Hosts: Jerry Lawler and Jimmy Hart


Jimmy Hart opens the show by apologizing to the fans for Lance Russel coming
on and ruining the show. Jimmy Hart introduces The one only Jerry "The
King" Lawler. Here's Jerrrrry!!!!!!! The fans do a Jerry chant.

Jerry Lawler says that Brian has a huge announcement for the coliseum. The
fans do a Brian sucks chant. Lance Russel and Brian Teigland come out with
the wrestlers backing them up. Lawler and Hart then leave.



They show a Cory video with Cory in a neck brace sitting in a chair. He
says that he will be at the coliseum and he thought that Lawler was a friend
of his. I did everything with him. You made me realise that a friend does
not turn and with friends like that who needs enemies. You are one of the
biggest names in Wrestling. You never known all the pain that I went
through. Every night I think about you. He who laughs last laughs the
loudest and you will not get the last laugh. You and Jimmy Hart will get the
fight of your lives. Be at time at the coliseum guys.

Brian Christopher comes out with his TV title trophy. Christopher takes a
Brian is a punk sign from a fan. What is this supposed to mean. It is a
miracle that they can spell punk right. Brian then tears the sign. You
know what? Brian Christopher is not a punk!!!!!! Brian Christopher is the
Sexiest man alive. Brian Christopher is the UPN 30 television champion.
Brian Christopher has a surprise for a couple of punks. The fans starts a
Jerry's kids chant. I want the Sexy Assasins to come out and hear this.
The Sexy Assasins comes out. We have a big show August 28th. You think
that you are gonna wrestle and win the match and people are gonna cheer you
on. Right? You will be facing Rikishi and myself. The fans do a Brian
chant. The fans do a stinkface chant. It will be a stinkface chant and it
will not be over til somebody gets a stinkface but not only is Rikishi world
renowned for the stinkface but Brian Christopher will give a stinkface to
one of you. Tim of The Sexy Assasins, It is possible if you give Rikishi
all the broken promises that you gave us then it may be possible that you
may get a stinkface. Brian, Me, somebody putting a stinkface in my face.
Tim, It could happen Brian. Brian, It could happen but it will not be at
the coliseum and it will not be a man.


The first match of the day is Koko Ware and Kid Kash vs The Sexy Assasins.
Flex is beating on Kid Kash in the corner. Koko hits him with a chain.
Winner:via dq The Sexy Assasins


Jerry Lawler and Jimmy Hart come out. Jerry, We debated even coming out
here to save the show for you two morons. You know since you and Brian have
been on the air that the show has stopped reaching all over the country.
Jimmy, nobody runs off Jerry Lawler. we made Memphis Wrestling. Jerry, you
had to get the Justice league of America to run us off. I am the one to
call you lance. Lance., you called me for the wrestling show. You did not
say what you have done to Cory. Jerry, I am so sick of of Cory. Lets call
Jerry Lewis and start a telethon for Cory Maclin.

They recorded comments from Terry Funk. This is my horses tail. I loved
that horse. lightening came down and struck my horse who was 25 years old.
The horse could not hold his food down. I had to get a gun and put him down.
You realise how I got it. I got it from my wife after Lawler put my eye
out. I thought about putting the gun to Jerry Lawler's head but I cannot do
it. I will return something for you. Terry Funk takes out the splinter that
put out Funk's eye. I want you in the ring and I will give it to you. It
will be like an Indian giver. I will put it on your left eye right eye and
take it back. It looks like senality has set in Terry Funk. Shut
up!!!!!!!! You punks!!!!!!! The fans do a Terry Funk chant. you want to
pull out a gun and shoot the king and you want to take out a splinter and
put out my eye. Tell you what. Bring it on, BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!! Because the
King is here and you want to talk about finality!!!!! It will be the final
time you ever come to Memphis and leave Tn. You will leave feet first.
Your wife will bury you next to that stinking dead horse of yours!!!!!!!!
Jimmy Hart, Terry Funk you deserved what you got with you getting your eye
put out. Jerry Lawler, Bring it on Boy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


The second match of the day is Jerry Lawler vs Scott Starr. Jerry Lawler
kills Starr. Jerry Lawler chokes Starr with a cord of some sort.Starr gets
a piledriver in the middle of the ring.
Winner:via dq Scott Starr

Jerry Lawler comes ringside and gives a long mean look at Brian Teigland.
Jimmy Hart dares Brian to opne his mouth. Jerry, Let me tell you something,
Brian Teigland!!!!!!!!!!!! Let me give a weather forcast!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It
is gonna be HOT HOT HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!! For You!!!!!!!!!!! Terry FUNK!!!!!! I
promise you that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!They show the Memphis
wrestling officials give first aid to Scott Starr.


Bill Dundee comes out. Bill mentions that in wrestling that when you are
injured in wrestling that people want to make the injury worse. I came to
talk with Cory Maclin. Listen to you Dr, Cory. Don't do it. Bill
Mentions how he did not listen to the dr. I don't know what is wrong with
Lawler. Terry Funk brought the thing with his eye out on himself when he
brought the splinter out in the first place. Will you talk some since into
Cory, Lance? Bill Mentions his Kareoke bar which happens on Thursday,
Friday and Saturday night and invites Kamla. Jimmy Hart, comes out and says
that Bill ruined Kamala's singing debut. Bill invites Kamala to his bar.
Kamala comes out in a suit and starts to work on Dundee's shoulder with the
bell. Bill Dundee, I know how Cory feels.





Memphis Wrestling
Throw Back 2
August 28, 2004 @ 7:30pm
Doors open @ 6:00pm
Tickets on sale Monday July 19, 2004 @ 12am
Ticket prices are:
General Admission Balcony: $5.00
Loge, Reserved: $7.00
Ringside, Reserved: $10.00
All tickets have a facility fee of $1.25
Parking fee: $3.00
*** Concessions Special***
$3.00 Combo
(hot dog, box of popcorn & 12 oz soda)
Coliseum Box Office hrs:
Monday - Friday 12 noon - 5 pm
Saturday 10 am - 2 pm
We accept cash, MasterCard, VISA, Discover, & American Express
For phone Orders call TicketMaster @ 901-525-1515, go online at
http://www.ticketmaster.com/event/1B0038F393E7C2A0?brand=&artistid=929213&majorcatid=10004&minorcatid=27 [ticketmaster.com]
, or visit any TicketMaster outlet. As always, there is a service charge on
all tickets purchased thru TicketMaster.

9 big matches.
20 man battle Royal $25,000

Lawler and Hart vs Corey and Terry Funk

"Stinkface Match"
Brian Christopher and Rikishi vs Sexy Assassins

also Handsome Jimmy Valiant


also coming to


Trenton, TN.
September 11th
National Guard Armory
Bell time 7:30pm
Tickets on sale at:
Ingram's IGA

Walnut, Ms.
September 25th
Walnut Fire Dept.
Bell time 7:30pm
Fundraiser for Fire Dept.
Dunk tank, Raffles, Food , Fun
and Wrestling
Fun starts at 3pm



Batesville, Ms.
October 15th
Lester Hill Life Center
Bell time 7:30pm
Tickets on sale at:
Lester Hill Life Center

The announcers point to a dent in the desk where Bill Dundee's shoulder was
slammed by Kamala.

The third match of the day is Brian Christopher and Shock vs Derrick King
and Kevin White. Shock Pins Derrick King .
Winners:Shock and Brian Christopher






estling on UPN 30 Memphis every Saturday Morning at 11 am on UPN
30 and its sister station in Jackson TN or catch it on UPN Mississippi every
Saturday night at 9 pm. People in the United Kingdom can catch Memphis
Wrestling on the Wrestling channel at 8 pm Monday,2 pm Tuesday,4 pm
Wednesday,10 am Saturday and 3 pm Sunday. The schedule is at
http://www.thewrestlingchannel.tv [thewrestlingchannel.tv] .
You can catch Memphis wrestling on Jerry Lawler's
website at http://www.kinglawler.com/memphistv.html [kinglawler.com] . Check out news on the
movie
Dead By Sunrise starring Gregory White at http://www.eastonpictures.com/ [eastonpictures.com] .
Check
out my wrestling group at http://sports.groups.yahoo.com/group/Mempho [yahoo.com] .
check out the new Memphis wrestling website at
http://www.memphiswrestlingonline.com [memphiswrestlingonline.com] .