Opinion by gregrageous

The Jerry and Jimmy show
written by Gregory White
8/22/04

The show opens with Jimmy Hart doing introductions with Christina Ricci
standing to his side. Asks for a big round of applause for the lovely
Christine. Lance and Ruusel are not with us as well as Cory Maclin. Jimmy
Hart gives Jerry Lawler the Ed McMahon type of introduction and Jerry comes
out to Eye of The Tiger as done on the preveous Jerry and Jimmy shows.
Jerry Lawler runs down both Lance and Brian and compliments Christina Ricci.
Jimmy Hart says that Koko wills sing Bird Bird Bird today. Lawler says that
Spiderman will be on the show. Jimmy Hart really kisses up to Jerry Lawler.
Jerry then asks who is the greatest wrestler in Memphis wrestling other than
me? The Boogie Woogie Man, Jimmy Valiant will be on today.

In between the show and commercial , they show various highlights from the
past. They show the crowd with various signs such as we love Derrick King
and a Johnny Dotson sign and a another sign that I cannot make out. Jerry
lawler points out that it is a standing room only crowd in the studio.
The Fans do a Terry Funk chant. It proves that the fans are cheapskates.
Jimmy Hart we will replace you if you don't stop the Terry Funk chant.
Jerry , we can replace you with 60 people who are not Terry Funk fans.


Koko Ware comes out . I am the best singer there is baby. Koko starts
singing. Bill Dundee comes out and runs down Jerry Lawler. When we found
you, Hart, singing at the Red Roof Inn, you were the only one that could
sing. All the others in the First Family were Lip Syncing. Kamala Lip
Syncs and this guy(Koko) Lyncs, so Hart how about me and you get it on.
Jimmy Hart pretends to take off his jacket and Koko jumps Dundee. Koko puts
Dundee's arm on the desk and Jimmy Hart trys to lift the ring bell to drop
on Dundee's arm and could barely lift it and asks Lawler's help in lifting.
Kevin White comes out and makes the save with a chair. Lawler is still at
the desk, Jerry tells Kevin white to get in the ring and that Dundee was
not invited.

The first match of the day is Kevin White vs Johnny Dotson. Jimmy Hart asks
Christina why did she not help them. Koko hits White with a chair and runs
Doton off and Dundee makes the save.
Winner:via dq Kevin White

They show a quick clip of Randy Savage putting Ricky Morton through a table
at the Midsouth Coliseum. They show Kevin Sullivan run off both
Sheepherders taking a couple of swings with a baseball bat.

The Sexy Assasins come out and are shaking the fans hands and Lawler refers
to them as Brian Christopher rejects. Lawler says that he is jealous of
Jimmy Hart with Christina Ricci sitting next to him. Can she next to me for
a while? Christina says that there is no chair. Lawler then says that his
lap is the best seat in the house and Christian sits on his lap. You two
have agreed to a stinkface match against Rikishi and Brian Christopher?


They show a Brian Christopher interview video. Brian Christopher is coming
out of the Men's room with two cans of air deoderizor and says that you
don't wanna go in there and starts spraying it all over the place. Barney
Fyfe walks up and Brian tells him that there is an emergency in the
bathroom. Barney fyfe comes stumpling out complaining out the smell with
Brian laughing. They show a huge bowl and baked beans on a table and Brian
sprays some more air deoderizor. Brian starts the discussion about his
match by clutching his stomach and he lays out an aerial bomb. They show a
clip of Rikishi giving a stinkface to Trish Stratus. Not only will Rikishi
be giving a stinkface but I will. I am not gonna use toilet paper,bath
or shower or use deorant. I am gonna stink like high heaven. Brian puts his
gum on the table and starts to eat the pork and beans. Brian clutches his
somach again and breaks wind. Brian Christopher really breaks wind a lot .
For breakfast I had a bowl of pinto beans. Lunch I had lima beans with a
side order of black beans and when my stomach settled down, I had had a bowl
of red beans and rice. Forget the rice, I had red beans and Tobasco sauce.
I top it off at the end of the night with pork and beans. Beans Beans is
good for the heart , the more you eat the more you _ _ _ _ . Brian then
says another aireal bomb. I am going to be ready to explode it is gonna
beans one of the greatest days of my life. Brian then giggles and lays
another aereal bombardment. Lawler, not only will henot only eat all those
beans but he will also not use toilet paper.Flex, Brian is nasty like that
year around. Tim, You can make jokes and call us jobronis but you picked us
for a reason. Brian Christopher will be getting a stinkface.

They show a clip of Jerry Lawler with a goatee and Austin Idol next to him
posing for the ladies.

They show some more fans with signs. A fans has Brian Christopher's picture
with him as a kid and Jerry's kid at the bottom and another sign that I
cannot make out. The fans are alsays very lively.

UPN 30 Memphis
Hosts: Jerry Lawler and Jimmy Hart



Memphis Wrestling
Throw Back 2
August 28, 2004 @ 7:30pm
Doors open @ 6:00pm
Tickets on sale Monday July 19, 2004 @ 12am
Ticket prices are:
General Admission Balcony: $5.00
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Pizza Hut Family Night
First 500 kids 16 and under get a free backpack with paid adult
9 big matches.
20 man battle Royal $25,000

Lawler and Hart vs Corey and Terry Funk

"Stinkface Match"
Brian Christopher and Rikishi vs Sexy Assassins

XWF Cruiserweight Match
Kid Kash(Champion) vs Spiderman

Grudge match
Koko Ware with Jimmy Hart vs Kevin White

Special challenge match
Bill Dundee vs Kamala with Jimmy Hart

so a Special farewell for Handsome Jimmy Valiant




Lawler mentions this Thursday night at 11:05 pm that there will be a
Throwback 2 special on ABC 24. Lawler introduces a new sonsor for Memphis
Wrestling. Rent a World which is represented by Tim Wright. He mentions
the Grand opening with Brian Christopher and Rikishi at perkins and Knight
Arnold from from 3pm to 5 pm Saturday. Lawler says that he does all the
other commercials for the show. Can I be in the commercial? Tim we decided
on Cory Maclin. The fans cheerYou can take a hike from the Jimmy and Jerry
show.

They show a Handsome Jimmy video set to boy from New york song with many
match highlights and interviews from Memphis and the Carolinas. Jimmy Hart,
He has lost 300 pounds since that video was made. Lawler, If you put a
nickle on his head he would look like a nail. Jimmy Hart does his loud girly
laugh. I heard that in Egyt that they discovered a picture of Jimmy Valiant
with King Tut in a headlock. Jimmy Hart laughs some more. Jimmy Hart, King
you are the best. Lawler mentions that Jimmy valiant is calling it quits.
They have Jimmy valiant on the phone. Don't miss this. It will be next sat
I will be at live tv and then at the Coliseum. Cory will be there and I
will see all my people. Lance Russel will be there. Jimmy Valiant says it
as only Jimmny Valiant can say it. Jerry lawler pretends to sleep at the
desk and Jimmy Hart wakes him up. Jimmy Hart, we need to give Jimmy valiant
a special surprise on tv next week. Jerry Lawler, I don't think that Jimmy
Valiant ever died. he passed away a long time ago and gave the undertaker
the slip. Jimmy Hart laughs some more.

They show a clip of Jimmy hart at ringisde at the channel 5 studios saying
something to Lance and Dave and taking off Bobby Eaton's robe and entering
the ring. They show a Dundee clip with Dundee wearing the shades and
holding a can of shaving cream and talking to Lance Russel at the old tv 5
studio. Spiderman comes out and Jimmy Hart and Jerry Lawler redicule
Spiderman. Hart, This is rent a Wrestler. Lawler, Did you go to the Fun
shop to rent that or what? I don't think we need you on the show take a
hike. Let me set him on his way. Jimmy Hart, I will do commentary. I cannot
believe that Cory gets paid for this.

The second match of the day is Jerry Lawler vs Spiderman. Spiderman gets a
lot of offense on Lawler. Lawler punches the referee out and tells Spiderman
to leave and Lawler starts stomping on the referee. Spiderman tries to grab
the referee but Lawler grabs him first and puts the referee in a piledriver.
Spiderman checks on The referee and the other officials check on the referee
while Lawler says that he is sick of being abused. Jimmy Hart gives his
comments on the match at the coliseum. Jerry Lawler, Jerry Lawler calls
terry Funks ranch, "Jurassic Park". Jerry Lawler puts down Terry Funk and
his horse. I did you a favor by jabbing you in the eye with a stick so that
he does not have to look at his ugly wife. It is over!!!!!!!!!!

They show a Terry Funk video from the Double Cross Ranch in Funkers Texas.
Hey Jerry!!!! He does it much like Marlon Brando in creaming Stella in a
Streetcar named desire. I hate youe guts. I hate you. I cannot believe
that somebody told me who my favorite wrestling legends, he names all the
wrestlers and terry Funk thinks that he is about to say Terry Funk but the
fan says Jerry Lawler. Terry says why each can be in the group but cannot
undertsand why Lawler is in the group. He says that Jimmy Hart would share
a room with him and Hogan and steal their pocket change. I am gonna give
this splinter back to jerry Lawler. Cory, Help is on the way.


They show a clip of a Fabulous Ones video.

Shock comes out with Koko Ware. Shock, I want the Sexy Assasins to come
out.

The Third match of the day is Shock and Koko Ware vs The Sexy Assasins.
Koko uses a Shock stick on both Assasins and Kevin White and Dundee makes
the save.
Winners:via dq The Sexy Assasins.

They show a clip of a match of a match between Jerry Lawler and Joe Leduc.

They show a Cory Maclin video in the Dr's office. The dr said that he will
be fully healed about the 1st of september. Cory takes off the collar and
says that he will be ready for Lawler and Hart and Cory grimaces in pain
from removing the collar. He tells Lawler and Hart to look outside. To
look at the Cadillac that he won at the last Coliseum show. Lawler and Hart
run outside to the car. The Car pulls up to the door and Cory comes out in
all black clothes with two baseball bats and goes into the studio and calls
out Lawler and Hart. The fans starta Cory chant. I have not forgotten what
you guys done to me. I sat in the hospital for three days. You don't know
meIt willl hot a the coliseum. Cory screams a lot. Bring it on Lawler. It
will be like a pile of neckbones, boy!!!!!!!!!!










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