Opinion by gregrageous

Memphis Wrestling
Home of Rhythm & Bruise
written by Gregory White
Sept 4,2004
UPN studios Memphis TN and Midsouth Coliseum
Hosts:Lance Russell and Jimmy Hart
available for viewing at http://www.kinglawler.com/memphistv.html [kinglawler.com]

The show opens with Lance Russell at the Midsouth Coliseum. He thanks the
almost 5,000 fans who attended and who was connected with Throwback II.
They will show some highlights of Lawler and Hart vs Maclin and Funk with
Jimmy Valiant as special referee.also comments from the Jerry Lawler and
Jimmy Hart camp. in action today, Mordecai,Kevin White, Kamala and many
more.

They have Jimmy Hart and Lance Russel in the TV studio in front of a lively
crowd with a fan holding I came to see Dee Griffin sign.

The first match of the day is "The Amazing" Johnny Dotson as the nickname
just suggested by Jimmy Hart vs Nicholas Doom. Lance mentions that Doom has
Carnival freak on his trunks, Dotson rolls up and pins Doom in a bridge for
the upset.
Winner: Johnny Dotson.


The second match of the day is Kamala with Jimmy Hart vs Lifeguard Scott
Starr. Kamala does a splash and pins Scott Starr.
Winner:Kamala.

They have Lance at the Midsouth Coliseum. They show some highlights from
the Coliseum. They show the $25,000 battle Royal. Christi Ricci is in the
battle Royal and taking and giving some punches. Handsome Jimmy wins the
event and $25,000 and Handsome Jimmy's music starts up and they show a
Handsome Jimmy video. The fans give Jimmy a standing ovation for his
victory in the battle Royal.



They then show an ad for the Memphis wrestling fan-pack, It is only $14.99
plus $3.00 shipping and handling and please allow 7-10 days for delivery.
You get a Memphis wrestling slam jam Cd, a Throwback T Shirt and a
collector's program with purchase. please send check or money order to
Memphis Wrestling
P.O. Box 240804
Memphis, TN 38124

Lance then thanks the sponsors such as Pizza Hut, Oil change and wheels,RJ
cable services, Southaven Pontiac, Buick , Cadillac, UPN 30 and Rent a World
Rent to Own. They show some more highlights. The Cruiserweight match
between Spiderman and Kid Kash(Champion). The match between Peter par er
Spiderman and Kid Kash looks good. They show the triple threat match with
Mable's Southern Title on the line against Shock's XWF title and Mordecai.
They show the match between Koko Ware and Kamala vs Bill Dundee and Kevin
White. Koko pins Kevin White. They show the stink face match between the
Sexy Assassins dressed as Brian Christopher and Rikishi and Brian
Christopher. Flex gets a Stink face from Rikishi. They show the match with
Jerry Lawler and Jimmy Hart vs Terry Funk and Corey Maclin with Jimmy
Valiant as special referee. They have Corey and terry walking up with a
coffin to ringside, Maclin and Funk wins when Jimmy Valiant hits Hart and
Corey makes the pin. Lawler jumps Maclin and Terry Funk brings a flaming
branding iron to the ring and Lawler tries to get away but Cory holds Lawler
while Terry burns Lawler with the branding iron and Jerry and Jimmy retreat
to the back.

They show Lance back in the dressing room at the Coliseum and screams of
pain can be heard from Lawler's dressing room. Jimmy Hart walks out with a
black eye and ointment in his hand. Jimmy Hart is crying. Lance you are as
bad as the paparazzi. give us a break. How would you like my job of having
to put petroleum Jelly on him and put it on the lower part of his body.
Convince this man that it will be alright. He is scarred for life.
Physically, emotionally and mentally. He was branded like a piece of
cattle. Cory who weighs more than 3oo lbs and that maniac Terry Funk and
Jimmy Valiant as the referee. The cards were stacked against me and Jerry
Lawler. we had done a valiant fight and when I had Corey pinned, Terry
Valiant hit me with a foreign object and Corey makes the pin with both of my
shoulders up, Corey pulling my tights and a fast count. He was pulling my
hair. Lance asks if he could talk with Lawler. Hart says no. Hart promises
revenge.

The third match of the day is Mordecai vs Kevin White. Kevin makes the
girls squeal as usual. Mordecai gets a chair from the back. Mordecai beats
White with a chair..
Winner via dq Kevin White

They show a Shock video.

Lance Russell is at the Coliseum and is with Cory Maclin. I feel better
that I got revenge on Jerry Lawler. One who laughs last, Laughs the
loudest, Jimmy Hart. Terry Funk was there and in full force and proved that
you can trust somebody. You thought that you could get Funk to change
sides, Jimmy Hart like what you did with Kamala. It is not over between you
and me , Lawler. You said that it was going to be hot at the Coliseum. It
was so hot that your rear end was gone. You know how I felt with people
laughing at me when I got hurt.

Lance Russell is back at the Coliseum and says that Memphis wrestling will
be at 10:30 am every Saturday until the first of 2005. Lance asked for
Lawler's comments but did not have any.





Wrestling is returning to Trenton, TN. Saturday Sept. 11th

at the National Guard Armory Bell Time is 7:30 pm.

Get your advance tickets at Ingram's IGA.

Tickets go on sale at Ingram's IGA Sept.1st in Trenton.



Walnut, Ms.
September 25th
Walnut Fire Dept.
Bell time 7:30pm
Fundraiser for Fire Dept.
Dunk tank, Raffles, Food , Fun
and Wrestling
Fun starts at 3pm
Tickets on sale at:
Video World
&
Video 2000

Batesville, Ms.
October 15th
Lester Hill Life Center
Bell time 7:30pm
Tickets on sale at:
Lester Hill Life Center


Memphis Wrestling
Home of Rhythm & Bruise
written by Gregory White
Sept 11,2004
UPN studios Memphis TN
Hosts:Corey Maclin


I would like to take the time to honor those who died on Sept. 11, 2001,
with some just going through their normal everyday lives and others doing
the noblest job of trying to save other lives.

The show opens with Corey saying that Brian Teigland is under the weather.
The fans start a Cory chant. A fan is holding a I love Kevin White sign.
announced matches are Bill Dundee and Kevin White vs a new team called Too
Cool II. a TV Title match of Brian Christopher(champion) vs Koko Ware. We
will have Jerry Lawler in the Dr's office. WWE is coming to Memphis next
Sunday and we will give away tickets.

The first match of the day is Derrick King and Johnny Dotson vs Nicholas
Doom and Shock. Shock and Doom pins Derrick King.
Winners:Shock and Nicholas Doom.

Brian Christopher comes out to cheers and is carrying the UPN 30 TV trophy.
The fans start a Throwback III chant. Brian, I cannot believe it. I came
through that curtain and got cheers. They were chanting Grandmaster Sexy a
moment ago, baby!!! I have not been cheered a long time. They show footage
from the coliseum. Brian has his pants down but it is blacked out and is
about to give a stink face to Sexy Assassin, Flex. Doug Gilbert comes in
and attacks Brian with a baseball bat. Doug gives Brian a pile driver.
They show Brian laying in the ring with Rikishi listening to Gilbert's
comments, The Sexy Assassins are with Doug Gilbert. Brian, I am a leader
and the Sexy Assassins are followers. The view never changes behind the
leader. You are always looking at his backside. They will follow anyone
who promises them anything which Doug Gilbert did. They are not Too Cool.
They are Too Fool. I am the best UPN 30 champion ever. Cory, you were the
only one.

Brian is leading the fans in a Throwback III chant. Cory asks the fans if
they want a Throwback Three chant. Koko Comes out. The fans do a Koko
sucks chant. Koko, You hid behind Rikishi and would be nothing without
Rikishi. Have you ever wrestled in front of 93,000 . No you were watching
me. I challenge you to a match right now.

The second match of the day is for the UPN 30 TV Title. Brian
Christopher(champion) vs Koko Ware. The fans do a super kick chant. The
fans do a beat that boy chant. Both Koko and Brian has chains. The Former
Sexy Assassins now known as Too Cool II hit the ring and all three beat up
Christopher.
Winner:via dq Brian Christopher.

Too Cool II and Koko come to the announcer's desk and Brian. Koko, You will
be seeing a real man. Tim formally of the Sexy Assassins now of Too Cool II
makes a comment. We are no longer the Sexy Assassins. We are Too Cool II.
You are not the only sexy. Kevin White and Bill Dundee come out and chase
them out and check on Brian Christopher.

Dundee and White come to the announcer's desk. Dundee, It does not change
much and with Jimmy Hart gone, things might change a little. Looks like
Koko is taking over. It looks like we need a Throwback III because we have
things to settle. Kevin, I have not forgotten about the little nap that
Koko and Jimmy Hart gave me at the Midsouth Coliseum.


Mable comes out with the Southern Title and spends some time with the fans
at ringside. The fans love. Mable. I am the greatest Southern champion all
time. I came out victorious over Shock and Mordecai. People around the
area has been asking me where have I been. I have been entertaining the
troops in Korea and Guam. They want to send out a shout out to Memphis
wrestling. They love Memphis wrestling . Let's give a round of applause to
our young people serving in the armed forces keeping us free. I will be in
Trenton defending the title against all comers. The fans are my First
Family and this title is theirs and it is going nowheres. WWE keeps sending
down people to take the title.




Wrestling is returning to Trenton, TN. Saturday Sept. 11th

at the National Guard Armory Bell Time is 7:30 pm.

Get your advance tickets at Ingram's IGA.
Brian Christopher,Shock,King Mable,Too Cool, Kevin White, The Lifeguards.


e at Ingram's IGA Sept.1st in Trenton.



Walnut, Ms.
September 25th
Walnut Fire Dept.
Bell time 7:30pm
Fundraiser for Fire Dept.
Dunk tank, Raffles, Food , Fun
and Wrestling
Fun starts at 3pm
Tickets on sale at:
Video World
&
Video 2000

Batesville, Ms.
October 15th
Lester Hill Life Center
Bell time 7:30pm
Tickets on sale at:
Lester Hill Life Center


They then show an ad for the Memphis wrestling fan-pack, It is only $14.99
plus $3.00 shipping and handling and please allow 7-10 days for delivery.
You get a Memphis wrestling slam jam Cd, a Throwback T Shirt and a
collector's program with purchase. please send check or money order to
Memphis Wrestling
P.O. Box 240804
Memphis, TN 38124


after Memphis wrestling. Auburn vs Mississippi in SEC football.

Cory thanks all the fans who supported Throwback II. They show the main
event from Throwback II . Maclin and Funk wins when Jimmy Valiant hits Hart
and Corey makes the pin. Lawler jumps Maclin and Terry Funk brings a
flaming branding iron to the ring and Lawler tries to get away but Cory
holds Lawler while Terry burns Lawler with the branding iron and Jerry and
Jimmy retreat to the back.

They show Lance back in the dressing room at the Coliseum and screams of
pain can be heard from Lawler's dressing room. Jimmy Hart walks out with a
black eye and ointment in his hand. Jimmy Hart is crying. Lance you are as
bad as the paparazzi. give us a break. How would you like my job of having
to put petroleum Jelly on him and put it on the lower part of his body.
Convince this man that it will be alright. He is scarred for life.
Physically, emotionally and mentally. He was branded like a piece of
cattle. Cory who weighs more than 3oo lbs and that maniac Terry Funk and
Jimmy Valiant as the referee. The cards were stacked against me and Jerry
Lawler. we had done a valiant fight and when I had Corey pinned, Terry
Valiant hit me with a foreign object and Corey makes the pin with both of my
shoulders up, Corey pulling my tights and a fast count. He was pulling my
hair. Lance asks if he could talk with Lawler. Hart


They flash the ticket giveaway for the first 5 people get free tickets to
the WWE Smack down at the FedEx Forum. I am not publishing the number
because the contest is over. You can get Smack down tickets at
http://www.ticketmaster.com/event/1B003910C7AB8DBD?brand=&artistid=807358&majorcatid=10004&minorcatid=27 [ticketmaster.com]
.

They show a Jerry Lawler interview from the Dr's office. Lawler is lying on
the examination table on his stomach. Lawler, ouch, that is still
sensitive. Dr, I have never seen a wrestler branded before on the rear.
Lawler, in Memphis Tn at the Coliseum in my hometown, Terry Funk burned me
with a branding iron on my rear end, What does it look like? Does it look
bad? Dr, It does not look good. It has a potential for looking infected.
I don't think you need to wrestle for the present. Lawler, sept 19, will I
be able to wrestle at the new Forum at WWE Smack down, On the 25 I will be
at Walnut, Ms. It will be on a day to day basis, I cover lots of burns.
Let me say something about Corey. Could you point the camera elsewhere so
that I can get up? Can I get up Doc? Dr, These are very painful. Lawler, I
know, I have to stand up to eat, cant drive a car or do anything sitting
down thanks to Corey Maclin. Corey will be visiting this office. I will
pile drive him so hard that he will have to unzip his pants to brush his
teeth. Will this scar be permanent. Dr, You are branded for life. Lawler,
on the 19 the WWE smack down is coming to Memphis and you don't know about
the WWE. I was originally scheduled to go against Steve Keirn. I am going
to heed the Dr's warnings and I will be at the Fed Ex Forum. I invite you
to the Fed Ex Forum. You will have to buy a ticket. When I heal , I will
get revenge on anyone and anyone that you are hiding behind. You have
anymore Salve Dr?

Corey, I am not afraid of you. I will buy a ticket and be at the FedEx
Forum and will see how good security is and jump the rail.

The third match of the day is Bill Dundee and Kevin White vs Too Cool
II(former Sexy Assassins.Koko ware hits the ring.and Mable and Shock comes
out.Mable helps out Dundee and White and Shock helps Too Cool II and Kevin
White
Brian Christopher makes the save with a chair



Here are the results from Trenton TN
from http://www.memphiswrestlingonline.com [memphiswrestlingonline.com]



Trenton, TN. 9/11/2004

King Cobra
Defeated
Nicholas Doom

Too Cool 2
Defeated
Scott Starr & Johnny Dotson

Kevin White
Defeated
Shock

Battle Royal Winner
King Cobra

*See Note at Bottom*

King Mabel & Johnny Dotson
Defeated
Too Cool 2

The above match was suppose to be

Title -vs- Title
UPN 30 TV Champion -vs- Southern Heavyweight Champion

Grand Master Sexay Brian Christopher
-vs-
King Mabel

However, Brian Christopher came out to talk to Corey Maclin about it being
9/11
and the events that had happened three years ago on that date, when the team
of
Too Cool 2 came out and jumped Christopher and gave him a Pile Driver on the
Concrete floor.
Brian Christopher was helped back to the Dressing Room and taken by car to
the Hospital.
Watch UPN 30 for more details, Saturday at 10:30am.





Memphis every Saturday Morning at 11 am on UPN
30 and its sister station in Jackson TN or catch it on UPN Mississippi every
Saturday night at 9 pm. People in the United Kingdom can catch Memphis
Wrestling on the Wrestling channel at 8 pm Monday,2 pm Tuesday,4 pm
Wednesday,10 am Saturday and 3 pm Sunday. The schedule is at
http://www.thewrestlingchannel.tv [thewrestlingchannel.tv] .
You can catch Memphis wrestling on Jerry Lawler's
website at http://www.kinglawler.com/memphistv.html [kinglawler.com] . Check out news on the
movie
Dead By Sunrise starring Gregory White at http://www.eastonpictures.com/ [eastonpictures.com] .
Check
out my wrestling group at http://sports.groups.yahoo.com/group/Mempho [yahoo.com] .
check out the new Memphis wrestling website at
http://www.memphiswrestlingonline.com [memphiswrestlingonline.com] .