Recap by gregrageous

Memphis Wrestling
Home of Rhythm & Bruise
written by Gregory White
Sept 18 2004
UPN studios Memphis TN
Hosts:Cory Maclin

They announce a 6 man tag match. with Too Cool II and Koko Ware vs
Kevin White,Bill Dundee and King Mable. Jerry Lawler has sent in an
interview. Brain Christopher will be here as well.

Johnny Dotson comes out. I am living a dream and that is to be in
Memphis wrestling. I am a small guy but I liked to tangle with the
big guys. Size does not really matter. I am more than willing to
accept the challenge from anybody. Shock comes out. I hate you Cory,
but every now and then something comes out that makes sense. You are
talking about me taking him up on his offer. The fans chant Elroy
Elroy. You keep flapping your gums at how great it is to be playing
with the big boys. Let me tell you something, boy and I mean boy. It
is funny how you want to get this boy going because he wants to run
his mouth. Let me show this boy how to tangle with the big boys. One
of the fans or two say that he is talking to a man. Johnny, I am not
scared of you. you may be bigger but I have a heart bigger than you.
Johnny turms his back and Shock jumps him. Shock rolls Johnny in the
ring and starts to beat up Johnny and throws him over the top rope.
Shock gets a chair and works on his leg. Scott starr and the referees
check on Johnny. Shock hits Starr with a chair. The referees carry
Johnny out of the ring area.

The first match is the day is Shock vs Scott Starr. The match is
stopped due to Shock not obeying the referee.
Winner:via dq Scott Starr.

Too Cool II and Koko Ware come out. Flex,Cory all you need to do is
hut up and hold the mike and all you skanks should quiet down. Tim,
my message is for Brian Christopher. we already shown you that we can
be sexy. now we will show you that we can be Too Cool II. Koko, You
are looking at the coolest team right now. You are looking at the
Uinion City Connection. This is pro wrestling. You do not belong in
pro wrestling, Kevin White. Go back to Lexington and get on that John
deer Tractor. I got something for you. Koko pulls out a stun gun. I
am gonna bar b que you white. Take a look and he sets it off. The
fans do a we want Kevin chant.

Brian Christopher comes out with the UPN 30 title trophy to cheers of
the fans. Brian leaves the fans in a The roof is on fire chant. I
love coming through that curtain with applause and cheering from my
hommies. Brian then tries to get Cory to dance. You did not know
that it was going to be soul train out here. Nicholas Doom's breath
stinks. he does not have the fans behind him.

The second match of the day is a Tv title match. Brian
Christopher(champion) vs Nicholas Doom. The fans start a superkick
chant as Brian Christopher is struggling, Brian does the Too Cool Hip
Hop Drop.
Winner:Brian Christopher.

Brian Christopher dances with a fan who does the worm.

Bill Dundee, Kevin White and King Mable come out. They show the
highlights of last week between Too Cool II with Koko ware vs Bill
Dundee, and Kevin White. It is two on three and Mable hits the ring.
Mable, It is good to have a healthy Kevin White back. anybody who
wants to jump on Kevin White will have to jump on me first. Bill
Dundee is a legend. Dundee, White and I are usually on the smaller
side but we are on the larger side for once. White, We are gonna
start and end on the top.

The third match is two out of three falls. Dundee , White and King
Mable vs Too Cool II and Koko Ware. Koko hits White with a pipe and
Tim makes the pin.
1st fall winners:Too Cool II and Koko Ware.

Coming soon next weekend to Walnut MS
Batesville MS and Midsouth Coliseum next week.
Tommorrow wwe smackdown at the Fedex Forum.

They show a taped interview from Jerry Lawler. For the first time in
weeks I can sit in a chair. I was branded by Terry Funk and Cory
maclin. I promise Cory that I will not let you forget it. Next
Saturday I will be in action at the tv studio and Walnut MS. at the
2nd event at the Fedex Forum, They were gonna have a legends match
between me and Steve Kiern. I will not be able to wrestle. I ask him
face to face why he is on the same level as Jerry Lawler. I will
reveal the truth of how the Fabulous Ones were created. I want all of
Memphis and Cory to witness it as well. I want you to buy a ticket.
You are a local yocal.

Corey, I will be at the Fedex forum and will be at ringside. Jackie
fargo and the fabs are the greatest whether you like it or not.

They show a Steve Keirn interview. You that that I was not paying
attention that I was distracted by the hurricanes in Florida. I will
be in Memphis TN and I have a lets of friends and fans there. You
called me out so that you can be a big man in Memphis. I will be at
the Fedex Forum. I will give you a treat. I am gonna beat you like a
dog and he does the Fargo Strut.

In the second fall, Brian Christopher knocks out Flex of Too Cool II
who is in the corner and pretends to be him in the corner. Brian then
knocks out Flex. Koko asks Christopher for a tag and Brian hits Koko.
Mable does a splash on all three members of the Union City
connection.

Memphis Wrestling
Home of Rhythm & Bruise
written by Gregory White
Sept 25,2004
UPN studios Memphis TN
Hosts:Brian Teigland and Cory Maclin.
available for viewing at http://www.kinglawler.com/memphistv.html [kinglawler.com]

The show opens with the fans doing a Throwback III chant and they show
a woman wearing a Memphis home of the Rythmn and Bruise shirt. They
will announce when Throwback III will be. Brian Teigland mentions
that Lawler called him and said that he(Brian) is welcome but Cory is
not. Cory, I will be here and bring it on. The fans start a Cory
chant.

The fans are doing a Throwback III chant and Shock comes out. Cory, I
am highly upset at you for the stunt that you pulled on Johnny Dotson.
Shock,Stunt!!!???? That was not a stunt!!!!!!!!!When you get in the
ring with Shock you are going to get it. I declare war on every
single person and if you don't shut up, Cory, I will slap you. Cory,
I did not like what you did with Dotson, You did not hurt him in a
ring you dragged him in the ring and hurt him with a chair. Shock, I
did not hurt that idiot, we were playing a game and he got hurt. He
may be having surgery as we speak. Each time somebody gets in the
ring with me, they will get surgery.

The first match of the day is Lifeguard Scott Starr vs Shock. Shock
puts his foot on the rope and gets the pin.
Winner:Shock
Shock gets chair and hits Starr on the leg. Kevin White,Spiderman and
Bill Dundee make the save.

Spiderman,Kevin White and Bill Dundee come out. Dundee mentions that
it is a big election year. Cory, are you voting for Bush or Kerry? I
am voting for Jerry F. Morris, the next Mayor of Gibson TN. Neither
Kerry or Bush will keep their promises.

The second match of the day is Bill Dundee,Kevin White and Spiderman
vs Nicholas Doom,Koko Ware and Seth Knight. Spiderman pins Seth
Knight.
Winners:Spiderman,Bill Dundee and Kevin White

There is another Throwback III chant.
Throwback III Halloween Special
Saturday Oct. 30 at 7:30 pm
$5 general admission
$3 combos
Reduced parking
Free Candy to all kids in Costume
Tickets go on sale Monday Oct. 4th at the Coliseum and all Ticket
Master outlets and the website is
http://www.ticketmaster.com/event/1B00393D99897A86?brand=&artistid=876333&majorcatid=10004&minorcatid=27 [ticketmaster.com]
. The people at Ticketmastmaster must of made a mistake. as it has
Power Pro listed.

They show a taped segment of Cory arriving at the Fedex forum to pick
up his Smackdown tickets and being asked by some people if he is
registered to vote and he said yes. A scalper said that he had
tickets but Cory said that he needs ringside. Cory is told by the
ticket seller that he was told that Lawler told him that he is not
allowed to buy him tickets. Cory asks the scalper about the tickets
and then asks an official about letting him in. They show Lawler in
the ring talking and Cory walks the the ring. Lawler says that this
is wwe smackdown not Memphis Wrestling. The crowd sound very lively.
Lawler introduces Fabulous One, Steve Keirn. Lawler, do you know how
the Fabs were started? Cory enters the ring.Lawler starts beating up
Cory. Steve Keirn hits Lawler and holds Lawler for Cory to get his
shot in and Lawler leave the ring. Lawler, you have embarrassed me in
front of my hometown.

Brian asks why Cory is still here. Lawler comes out to a Burger King
chant. Where are you going Cory? Where are you hiding? Cut off my
music. He is doing what he does best and that is hiding behind
somebody. This is the second time that he has run into the crowd to
hide behind women and Children. He had the hide behind Kamala and
Terry Funk. The fans start a you got burned chant. Brian then asks
Lawler about the belt that he always carries around, We have not had
any defenses latley. Cory asked me to ask you that. Lawler said that
it is a prestigeous belt , the Unified belt that I won 1988, I brought
it out here so that these peons can enjoy it. You thought that you
were gonna embarrass me by asking why are you the champion. You can
embarrass me. The English definition of a meteorologist . It is a
lier. You have no clue , you are lying just like Cory is lying. I am
going to expose Cory for the coward he is. Brian , what are the fans
chanting? Jerry, I don't know what they are chanting I did not learn
Ebonics. Cory hid behind Steve Keirn. You remember the Fabulous
Ones? They were one of the greatest tag teams in the area. Lawler
asks that 30 secs of a Fabulous Ones video be shown. Let me tell you
what happened. That was 1985. MTV was the hot thing. Jerry Jarrett
who was my partner and promotor at the time made a bet with me. MTV
is the hot thing today. I will bet you ,Lawler, $5,000 that I can
take two of the most useless guys and put them in music videos and
make stars out of them and dress them up. He took Stan Lane and Steve
Keirn,put them in some music videos,got them new clothes and taught
them the Fargo stut and fooled the fans into thinking that they were
stars. I lost $5,000 on that bet. I have something for you ,Cory,
and it will not wait til Throwback III. Do I have a match today? I
know I have a match. My rear end to your face, Brian. The Goldern
Boy enters the ring and Lawler says that it is one of the Fabulous
Ones.

The third match of the day is the Golden Boy vs Jerry Lawler. The
match is a total squash as Lawler piledrives the Golden Boy. The fans
chant one more time but Lawler says no.
Winner:via dq The Golden Boy
They show the Golden Boy being carried off by officials.

Out of town,
at Keras Car Central
Today at 1 pm.(last weekend)
free admission
free pizza and free Pepsi
2655 Mt. Moriah
next door to Hooters.

Walnut Fire department
Walnut MS
Tickets on sale at video worlds and video 2000
until 2 pm
after 2 pm at the Fire department.

They have Grady Watson from Walnut Miss. They say that Ringside is
almost sold out. Jerry Lawler comes out. Lawler calls Grady over. I
want to ask you some questions. You bring your family here every
week. Lawler could you introduce your family? They show his family,
the Leadbetters. My son, my nephew, daughter. Lawler makes fun of
Grady's accent. You have the whole clan there, Grady? Is it to
benefit the Fire department. I have been to Walnut MS before and if
you did have a fire, it would do $100,000 worth of improvement. There
is no McDonald's or anything in Walnut. In fact your idea of fast
food is hitting a deer at 60 miles per hour. That is your whole
family? Right? and they are from Mississippi? Does the directions to
their house involve turning off to a dirt road? Grady, nor sir.
Jerry, Is that your son, Tammy and your son Timmy? If so if their
porch collapses, how many dogs woudl be killed? You got your nephew
there and your son and daughter. If you were to divorce your wife,
Would they still be cousins? Lawler is laughing. the whole time.
There is your daughter from Mississippi, she is so ugly that you
cannot drink her pretty. We are having a good time. What are you
used to Mississippi, Walnut Mississippi. Let me show you how we do it
in Memphis. Lawler shoves Grady into the ring and is about to
piledrive Grady when his family comes and makes the save. Cory hides
behind Grady's family. Jerry, I will be in your hick town of Walnut
MS. I have something for you hillbillies.

Too Cool II comes out. Tim, What's up? Too Cool II is up. Brian
Christopher has dropped off the map. This is the real deal baby!!!
Brian Christopher comes out. I am sicked tired of you coming out and
trying to be like me. You are not Too Cool but rather Too Fool.
There is one difference in what I wear. The jewelry I wear is real.
That is fake, lets get in the ring.

The fourth match of the day is Flex with Tim vs Brian Christopher.
Brian does the hip hop drop and has the pin and Tim hits the ring and
both members of Too Cool gang up on Christopher until Brian takes
over, The fans do a Superkick chant and brian evntually superkicks
both guys.

Lawler comes out really mad and chases off Cory with a chair who
retreats to the ring. I will tell you what is reediculous and that is
Cory is pretending to be an announcer. I have had it up to here with
Cory and people trying embarrass me in front of my hometown crowd. I
am sick of you Steve Keirn. I got something for you. I created the
Rock and Roll Express and they were bigger than what the Fabulous Ones
ever were. Keirn if you ever get in my face again, it will be the
last thing that you ever do. I have something for walnut Miss tonight
and Cory I have something for you. Lawler then chases Cory from the
ring.

Watch Memphis wrestling on UPN 30 Memphis every Saturday Morning at 11 am on UPN
30 and its sister station in Jackson TN or catch it on UPN Mississippi every
Saturday night at 9 pm. People in the United Kingdom can catch
Memphis Wrestling on the Wrestling channel at 8 pm Monday,2 pm
Tuesday,4 pm Wednesday,10 am Saturday and 3 pm Sunday. The schedule
is at http://www.thewrestlingchannel.tv [thewrestlingchannel.tv] .
You can catch Memphis wrestling on Jerry Lawler's
website at http://www.kinglawler.com/memphistv.html [kinglawler.com] . Check out news
on the movie
Dead By Sunrise starring Gregory White at http://www.eastonpictures.com/ [eastonpictures.com] . Check
out my wrestling group at http://sports.groups.yahoo.com/group/Mempho [yahoo.com]
. check out the new Memphis wrestling website at
http://www.memphiswrestlingonline.com [memphiswrestlingonline.com] .