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Live from the Judas Coliseum, your hosts are Gorilla Monsoon and Classy Freddy Blassie. Tonight on this very program, a special guest appearance by Christopher Reeves in the World Title Match as Champion Owen Hart takes on the #1 contender, Ray Traylor the Big Bossman.


Opening Match: Crash Holly vs Bobby Duncam.

Stalling to start as both men play to the crowd for the first 10 minutes of the match. Highlights of the match include Duncam stopping in the middle of the match to sing a verse from his wcw days, I hate rap. The match ends at 13:43 when Crash reverses a powerbomb attempt into a hurricarana for the pin. **1/2 for the psychology by Duncam on the back.


Brian Pillman vs Eddie Gilbert

This match was ordered last week by commissioner Buddy Rogers as the 2 men have been having problems lately as a tag team unit. This was probably the match of the night in my view, as both men countered everything they had, including Gilbert being launched into the 4th row by Pillman. Pillman eventually won by stuffing pain pills down Gilbert's throat, as Gilbert odeed and had a heart attack.

HWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP: Curt Hennig/Rick Rude vs Mike and David Von Erich.


This match didn't last long. Hennig and Rude retained their title when the Von Erich's had a bounding moment outside the ring and were counted out. 3 cousins of theirs suddenly appeared at ringside from the real world and the 2 brothers were shocked to see them. You can figure out how they got to HWF on your own.

Dino Bravo vs Andre The Giant.

Before the match, Gorilla advised everybody that the next ppv extravaganza from the HWF, "Till Death Do Us Part" will be originating from the Jesus Dome on November 24th, 8 pm Heaven Time. The Main Event was going to be for the HWF title as Owen Hart defended against the man he has never defeated, Andre The Giant. However, before Owen Hart, he had to get through the Canadian Strongman, Dino Bravo. After 5 minutes of lumbering action, chokes, and power moves, Andre The Giant won the match after 3 men came out and shot Dino in the head. As Andre celebrated, Owen Hart snuck in and blasted Andre with his cast, knocking the Giant silly as Owen ran off.

HWF INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE MATCH: Art Barr vs Chris Benoit's career.

For those of you who don't know, Chris Benoit's career showed up out of nowhere, just 3 days after Chris Benoit lost the title in the real world to Randy Orton. Basically it was a book of pictures highlighting Benoit's career...nobody knows who is under that book. From there, he started attacking the lumbering wrestlers like Andre The Giant, guys who didn't have workrate but yet somehow got over. Barr immediately attack Benoit's career, hitting him in the head with a chair, and stopping to smoke a joint as Benoit's career writhed in pain on the mat. The ending of the match occured when Barr reversed a crippler crossface and hit a frog splash retaining his championship.

Before the main event, we get an eerie promo saying "I'm soon going to die, i'll be coming"....

A recap of what brought about tonights main event, as Owen Hart was celebrating a title victory over Junkyard Dog, and Ray Traylor appeared out of nowhere, dismantling the champion. The next week, Traylor laid out the challenge to Hart, who immediately accepted. And that's where we are tonight.

HWF WORLD TITLE MATCH: Owen Hart (c) vs The Big Bossman

Owen tried, but he couldn't get a good match out of Ray. Ray Traylor after 20 minutes hit the bossman slam on Owen...He was about to end Owen's 2 year reign..when the unthinkable happened...."WOOF WOOF".....From out of nowhere, PEPPER runs into the ring and starts biting the bossman's ankles. After about a minute of this, Bossman punts Pepper all the way to the roof, where Pepper lays there, dead. Sensing the distraction, Owen gets an inside cradle for 2 and 3/4. After 3 minutes of Owen offense, Bossman averts a high risk attack from the top and moves out of the way. Bossman nails Bossman slam #2 when the lights go out....When they come on again, PIERRE is in the ring, wooden stick and all attacking the Bossman. Owen Hart is just watching this when suddenly........."WOOF WOOF WOOF" Pepper falls from the ceiling and hits the turnbuckle, bouncing into Owen. Owen immediately bursts into tears and is beside himself. As this is happening, Bossman breaks the wooden Moose in 2, and nails Owen with a 3rd bossman slam. Suddenly, AGAIN the lights go out, but this time, the Undertaker Mark Calloway's music begins playing. Has Mark finally bit the bullet in real life for good? A casket begins rolling itself out to the ring, when a voice inside the casket is heard...."So Bossman, you like making fun of me huh....I have a poem for you......With the biggest tears, and the deepest regrets....that stupid poem, i certainly don't forget. You thought you were cool when you dragged my casket, it pissed off my son, who blew a gasket... You had a jail gimmick, Jake had a snake...I got high with Eddie Gilbert this morning, wake and bake.....MUHAHAHHAHAHA ROAR ROAR".....From under the ring, THE BIG SHOW'S FATHER HITS THE RING. IT'S THE BIG SHOWS DAD. HOLY SHIT. Chokeslam on the bossman from the top rope. Big Show's dad grabs Owen and puts him on top as Joey Marella count's 1-2-3.

Your Winner and still Undisputed Champion: Owen Hart.


Final Thoughts: The show was decent tonight, with the shocking arrival of Big Show's dad. This could be a huge feud in the making. Thumbs up.